MICROWAVE: The place where Austin puts his brain to warm up for aboxing match.
REFRIGERATOR: The place where Austin puts mute boys when they attempt
to regain their speech.
OVEN: The place where Austin hides convicted hyena killers from Carrie and Mike.
DISHWASHER: The place where Austin puts his vine armpits and line of
chia belly button hair when they need to be washed.
WASHER: The place where Austin waters his goattee so it will grow
more uglier each day.
DRYER: The place where Austin can fluff up his belly button hair and
his head so it looks like there is something more inside than just air.
TOILET: The place where Austin dunks his head when he has lost a
boxing match, been insulted for being an ugly fool, or when he needs
to unload some chia particles.
ALARM CLOCK: The thing that Austin uses to make sure that even though
he father's mute boys, he can still get a buzz if he is unwanted by
Carrie or hyenas.
TELEVISION SET: The place where Austin can view himself when he
decides to go back to acting school. He also is able to get close ups
with his belly button hair.
MICROWAVE: The place where Austin puts his brain to warm up for aboxing match.