AUSTINS GUIDE TO HOME APPLIANCES
MICROWAVE: The place where Austin puts his brain to warm up for aboxing match.
REFRIGERATOR: The place where Austin puts mute boys when they attempt
to regain their speech.
OVEN: The place where Austin hides convicted hyena killers from Carrie and Mike.
DISHWASHER: The place where Austin puts his vine armpits and line of
chia belly button hair when they need to be washed.
WASHER: The place where Austin waters his goattee so it will grow
more uglier each day.
DRYER: The place where Austin can fluff up his belly button hair and
his head so it looks like there is something more inside than just air.
TOILET: The place where Austin dunks his head when he has lost a
boxing match, been insulted for being an ugly fool, or when he needs
to unload some chia particles.
ALARM CLOCK: The thing that Austin uses to make sure that even though
he father's mute boys, he can still get a buzz if he is unwanted by
Carrie or hyenas.
TELEVISION SET: The place where Austin can view himself when he
decides to go back to acting school. He also is able to get close ups
with his belly button hair.
WRITTEN BY CARRIE a.k.a. AUSTINHATER
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