IF AUSTIN LIVED IN THE 70s
1. He would get to wear sexy tie-dyed shirts and would hide his
disgusting body that lies inside specifically arm pit vines and belly
button hair and abs that just have to quit because they are so
sickening.
2. He would get to shake his bootie everday with his Hyena lover Sami.
If he were to do this, then he would truly find out if there was
anything shaking in his head.
3. He would get to play the game of twister everyday with his Hyena
woman and Mute boy Will. Austin would gain very much from this as he
would specifically learn how to move many different body
parts.......ew......ew!!
4. He would get to wear beads around his big ugly skull head. He and
Sami would then resort to become the next Sonny and Cher.
5. Since Austin would become a rock singer, he would resort to stardom
at last with his number one single: "I got a hyena....da da da...I got
a hyena.....I got you mute boy....da da da...I got some belly button
hair...I don't know if I can act....But I know I can sing.....Babe...I
got a hyena...."
WRITTEN BY CARRIE a.k.a. AUSTINHATER
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