AUSTIN PREDICTIONS IN 1999
Austin's 365 days a year monkey dumb ass costume scares children into
becoming mimes of the desert.
Austin miraculously helps Will regain his speech by slipping some chia
goattee syrum into Will's soup.
People travel from far and near to Austin, Texas to see Pope Austin of
Chia.
Austin and new bride Sami make millions in their creation of Hyena
Bottled Water.
Austin and Nurse Ali embark on a crusade to help the elderly by
creating the "Austin Chia Belly Hair Treatment for Men" and "Buck
Teeth Bimbo Dentures"
WRITTEN BY CATSMEOW24
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