ALI G HAS HIS OWN
FORM OF TALKYNG HE USES WORDS LIKE
DA
BE
RESPECT
BOOYAKASHA. HE PLAYS MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE SUCH
AS....... FASION MODEL
KAZIKSTAN HICH HIKER MAN
MAN IN WHITE DA ORIGINAL ALI G
ALI G KNOWS HOW TO SHOW OF HIS BLING
Brief history of ALI G "Me woz born in da heart off da Staines ghetto. I
has lived wiv me Nan in Staines at 37 Cherry Blossom Close from da day
me woz born, coz wiv both me parents havin been smoked, dere werent no
one else around to look afta her. Me has been carin for her ever since.
Me woz failed by da skool system and hated every minute me spent in da
classroom. In fact added together, dat time woz probly da most borin 3
hours of me life - altho me do still go to a skool re-union every
second Monday at Staines Job Centre... As well as bein unemployed - i
iz also got a lot off well important careers. As head of Da West
Staines Massive, me control da most peace lovin and violent gang in da
hole of Barkshire. Afta happearin on some crap programme dat woz on at
11 a clock or somefin, it werent long before me ad me own show. Dis
meant me was able to take a in depf look at a lot off serious
issues.... I iz now easily da most respekted face on Brittish telly and
it iz probably only a matter off time before me get offered me own slot
on Channel 5 - or hopefully even cable..." (ali g) 2003 march 6
