Snokpeal 12:
hi
Snokpeal
12:
what
is up
?
Snokpeal
12:
lol
Snokpeal
12:
lol
Snokpeal
12:
lol
Snokpeal
12:
hii
Snokpeal
12:
my
name is ??
| Snokpeal
12:
i
live on clear view road
Roneldo: Is this Ian? Snokpeal 12: no Snokpeal 12: do u like scary movies |
In
this case, "Ian" is referring to one of my
brothers, whom I assumed to be sending me this from a friend's computer, as has happenned in the past. |
| Roneldo:
Are
you that gay midget "AJ?"
Snokpeal 12: yeah lol |
I
said "gay" because "AJ" is the type of person
who takes great offense at such a word. |
| Roneldo: Visit The Spam Headwound. | I really did put that link in there. |
Snokpeal 12:
lol
Snokpeal
12:
lol
Snokpeal
12:
lol
olo
Snokpeal
12:
lol
Snokpeal
12:
lolololololoolololollolo
| Snokpeal 12: | Most of these page breaks are not my doing. |
| Roneldo:
How do you know my "screen name?"
Snokpeal 12: mike onry Snokpeal 12: conry Snokpeal 12: he likes u |
"Mike"
refers to the regular sized cousin
of the afore mentioned "AJ," whose abbreviated name was oddly enough not changed. |
Snokpeal 12:
he says ur sexy
Roneldo:
He
told you my screen name?
Snokpeal
12:
no
Snokpeal
12:
aj
| Snokpeal
12:
did
Roneldo: Then how did Mike come into this? Snokpeal 12: well a membe of the clear veiw road is at my house Snokpeal 12: he is at my house |
In
the case that you are confused, I live
on a street (actually, in a house) known as Clearview Avenue. I do not however, know what this person is talking about. |
| Roneldo: You are an idiot. | I speak the truth. |
| Roneldo:
U R 2!
Roneldo: U R N F N S O! Roneldo: ROTFFLMAOOMFB! |
I stopped being civil at this point. |
| Snokpeal 12: do u speak quanza | Apparently Kwanzaa is a language now. |
| Snokpeal
12:
j/k
Roneldo: l/m/o/p Roneldo: q/w/d |
Notice
how cleverly I covered up
my mistake. Because I'm clever. And stuff. |
| Snokpeal
12:
speak english
Snokpeal 12: so what r u doing Roneldo: My, how the tables have turned... Snokpeal 12: r u normal |
Remember
that I hadn't finished typing
most of my responses before this person had sent me more garbage to respond to. |
| Roneldo:
lo
lol Roneldo: lolololoolololololololollololololololololollllllll |
I attempt to communicate with the locals. |
| Roneldo:
"You can do drugs, or you can do school, but you can't do both."
Snokpeal 12: aj is online that is how i got it Snokpeal 12: i like that |
From
one of NBC's more oddly
worded public service announcements. |
| Snokpeal
12:
OK FROM THE BEGING
Snokpeal 12: MY NAME IS GINA I COME IN PEACE!! Snokpeal 12: ET PHONE HOME |
I
swear (not literally. I should
say promise) that this is all true. Except for the names. |
| Roneldo:
What?
Snokpeal 12: will u go out with me i really like u Snokpeal 12: i seen u walk at deli Snokpeal 12: ok?? |
I
live near a place called simply
"The Deli." It's run by Italian people, much like everything else in the tiny hamlet of East Haven. |
Snokpeal 12:
u r 16'???
Roneldo:
I can't recall ever meeting a "Gina."
| Snokpeal
12:
ok end the """"
Roneldo: "Why?" |
I
was wondering when that
would start bothering people. |
| Roneldo:
I realize that.
Snokpeal 12: i liek it very much |
"Realize"
with a "z" never looked
quite right to me. |
| Snokpeal
12:
can we eat it tomarrow at ur house?
Snokpeal 12: i like ur spam shirt |
Although
I do have a Spam shirt,
I still don't know who this is. |
| Roneldo: Yes. | My legendary confusion tactics. |
Snokpeal
12:
y
not i like talk
Roneldo:
No.
| Snokpeal 12: so cani ahve it ill give u mine! | Isn't this scary? |
Snokpeal 12:
lol
Roneldo:
WHAT?!
Snokpeal
12:
cn
we trade #?
Snokpeal
12:
can*
Snokpeal
12:
i live near u
Snokpeal
12:
mine is
Roneldo:
I
can't understand your unusual language.
| Snokpeal
12:
ok me have # me want urs
Snokpeal 12: You can do drugs, or you can do school, but you can't do both." Snokpeal 12: ohh Snokpeal 12: k? |
Up
until this point, we were
using different FONTs, which indicates that a "copy and paste" prodedure was employed. |
| Roneldo: I'm putting this on my "web page." | You don't think I meant it, do you? |
This was originally uploaded on 12/26/99 by Roneldo. I think.
