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02nd February 1999
Roll up, Roll up! Welcome one and all to the Mr Twisted Duck picture gallery! Hurrah! PS! I have kind of broken this page! Two (at least) of the crap pictures don't load anymore!
(Coming soon... ANIMATED DUCK!!!) What a shame this will never happen... and it's all YOUR fault...?
See my Top Class attempt at poetry... Perfect ( if you like that kind of thing... )
I never learn't to speak german, despite having spent 5 years studying it at school. Despite having done this, and gaining a C in the GCSE exam, i can barely speak three words... Now you to can learn NOT to speak german, in a tiny amount of time. I have compressed FIVE YEARS of german knowledge, JUST FOR YOU! alpha particle waste products.... SEE IT HERE.. Not the pingu
My entirely Non-sarcastic Tribute to WD40. (Ahem!)