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(THATS LIKE) FIGHTING GODZILLA WITH A SQUIRTGUN ZINE BACK ISSUES!!!

FIGHTING GODZILLA ZINE ISSUE #3......by ANDY yes / no
Finally, available for the second time, issue #3! Featuring the ever-loving Junior High Trauma Comics, the evils of giga pets, last pick in gym class, anti-rape and etc. Also features an interview with Scott Harmless (The Letterbombs, Harmless Records), serials of the 1930's & 40's, "I Hugged The Mr T Experience" and the first two scenes of Andy's newest screenplay, "Kissing To be Clever"
Only $2 ppd.

FIGHTING GODZILLA ZINE ISSUE #3.5/Nova #8......by Andy and Ms Violet Nova yes / no
Back by popular demand! The split issue zine of Fighting Godzilla, and Nova. Andy talks about growing up to be a 65-year old punk rocker, Everything You Ever wanted to know about Krishna Consciousness, but were Baghavat-less to ask (an interview with PORCELL, guitarist for SHELTER, YOUTH OF TODAY, WIDE AWAKE, JUDGE, PRJECT X, and etc), The Spice Girls and sexism, as well as scenes 3 and 4 from "Kissing To Be Clever". Ms Violet continues with Auguste O'Kaisson's Stainless Steel Space Patrol, Mind Games with Iggy Tate, CommonTarry with Ira.Day, and much much more!
$2ppd

FIGHTING GODZILLA ZINE ISSUE #4......by ANDY it's not like you have a choice now is it?
Not Available.

FIGHTING GODZILLA ZINE ISSUE #5......by Andy yes / no
This time around, Mr A gives commentaries about his personal fear of the Fly Girls, some criticisms of StraightEdge politics, his musical roots, and including a special History of EC Comics. Featured interview: TOM HOLKENBERG, the electronic madman behind Roadrunner Records' JUNKIE XL. Also: Your Guide To "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", the book series by Douglas Adams. The Adicts, Subhumans, Bollweevils, etc.
$2ppd

FIGHTING GODZILLA ZINE ISSUE #6......by Andyyes / no
In this installment, subjects explored range from life inside of a county jail, to nerd-bully comeraderie, and to the history of nerd-synth-punk band NERD PROCESSOR (see below for Processor tapes). From their birth as an emo band in a high school art department to their present SynthPunk sound, this chronologies parts 1&2 of their tear-jerking, inspirational, and touching story. More "kissing to be clever" and "Hitchhiker". Interview with MIKE "BRUCE LEE" PARK, from ska bands SKANKIN PICKLE, THE BRUCE LEE BAND and THE CHINKEES!
$2ppd.

FIGHTING GODZILLA ISSUE #7......by ANDY yes / no
Cover art by Miya, bassist for THE CHINKEES! The seventh episode of the zine continues the Nerd Processor history lesson, an educational piece on types of schizophrenia, recent punk reunions that bring a tear to the eye (Misfits, Subhumans, etc), and an extended peer into Andy's mind as he attempts to define what real "love" is, and where it can be found in a scene like this. SHAWN SEARS, drummer for emo-rockers, THE SHEILA DIVINE, is interviewed, as he talks about Billy Corgan, why No Doubt sucks, and Sunny Day Real Estate. Contains extra-special *WEENIESTOCK* photographs, never before seen!
$2ppd.

FIGHTING GODZILLA ZINE ISSUE #8......by Andy yes / no
Andy confronts specific problems in the punk scene, sexism, Hate Edge, homophobia, and close-mindedness. Features the infamous Megan's Law debate (a law that would publicly distribute information of convicted sex offfenders to neighbors), an essay about radio programs from the 1930s, and why talk shows are media exploitation. Interviewed: JON GINOLI, singer for the queerpunks PANSY DIVISION (I kissed him)! Vive La Gay Pride!
$2ppd.

FIGHTING GODZILLA ZINE ISSUE #9
the newest zine release as of yet, number 9 tackles an interview with Dr Frank of the Mr T Experience, reveals the truth behind the infamous prophet Criswell, addresses the way homosexuals are portrayed on television, and much more! this issue only paves the way for issue #10...MECHAGODZILLA....
$2ppd>

SHORT STORIES VOL 1...... BY ANDY yes / no
This is a compilation of several short stories that I have written over the years, but haven't published in the zine yet. If you like my factional works, you may also be interested in my fictional ones. Includes "Spontaneous Human Combustion" (an instant classic!), "The Sample Lady", and quite a few others.
$2ppd

"KISSING TO BE CLEVER" SCREENPLAY..... BY ANDY yessiree, bob! / nah
This is the entire "Kissing To Be Clever" screenplay that I've written, and serialized through issues 2-6. It revolves around the two central characters, Daryl and Frank, who pretend to be gay in order to attract the attention of their objects of desire. This is accompanied by "directors notes", the evolution of the plot and my screenwriting aesthetics, the potential cast, and etc. Its everything but the real movie itself!
$3 ppd

THE FIGHTING GODZILLA GUIDE TO ANIME..... BY FIL CANTORE yup / nope
This documents several reviews of japanese animation videos from almost every genre. It examines plot, dub technique, animation style, musical accompaniment, and everything that is necessary in choosing a good anime video to watch.
$2ppd

NERD PROCESSOR- DEMO TAPE gracias! / nein, danke!
Yes indeed, tentatively entitled "What Do You Want For Christmas, Son?""Talent" (thanks to lovely Ms Violet), this documents Nerd Processor's first demo recordings. Synth-Nerd-Punk from across the galaxy, Nerd Processor brings you instant classics like "The Best Girlfriend I Never Had," "Comic Book Geek," "I Hate Nerd Processor," "99 Red Balloons" and more! If Screeching Weasel got beat up by DEVO, it would sound like this!! This cassette has 10 tracks, including intros and outros from The Mr T Experience, for only mere bones!
$2ppd

THE FINGERBONES-"Taste A Piece of Sound And Substance" oui, oui! / non
Experimental tones eminating from FightingGodzilla Records' newest art-group, The Fingerbones. Keyboards are fused with a rickety bass, layers of sound accompany them. 14 songs of avant-garde sound and progressive distinction. Industrial, noise, synth, serenity. This is the clay for the ears. Yes, I'm making a bigger deal of them than they are, but give the 'Bones a chance! Includes: "Unknown Pleasures," "Piano Turniquet," "I Hate Nerd Processor" (Tele*bone ReMix), and more!
$3ppd

THE FINGERBONES- "CRYSTAL SHADOW"
Here we have the newest Fingerbones offering. stretching from the abstract noise that the 'bones are known for, it also explores new passive and melodic feelings. this time around, the infamous Mr Milquetoast also employs an accordion and turntables, in addition to the bass, sampler, sequencer and keyboards. a compilation of the EPs "Crystal" and "Shadow", each side examines an aspect of the human psyche. The Fingerbones have been referred to as "Aphex Twin covering Einsturzende Neubauten". the new album, available only through FG Mailorder.
$3ppd
AND LET US NOT FORGET OUR GOOD FRIENDS AT SWOON PRESSES!!!!!

NOVA (practically everything you need to know about becoming a seriously paranoid geek but were afraid to ask!) uh-huh / nuh-uh
Yes indeedy, fun and games with Ms Violet Nova! Poetry, mind control, pretty pictures, dripping sarcasm and wit, and cds that I gave her for Christmas! Sure, kids, get yourselves a healthy dose of NOVA! Back issues 1-13 are all available at the low low outroductory price of $1! If these zines were any cheaper, I'd have my knickers in a twist!
Issues 1-13, $1ppd each

JAILBAIT, AMERICA'S #1 ZINE FOR GAY AND LESBIAN YOUTH!...gasp! I need! / go away
Would you belive #47? No, seriously folks, have a great old gay time (pun intended) with Ms Shirley West and Angel Sayan. Welcome yourself to the world of musicals, quotes, Aviator Girl comics, anti-boyfriends, and the like, but never filled with cheesy beefcake phone number ads! Edited and published by my very good friend Shirley, get in on the action and order some issues! Back issues 1-3 available for the price of only one mere dollar!
Issues 1-3, $1ppd each

VETSO by ???..... yes please / no thank you
King Arthur meets Trent Reznor! Its about friendship, loyalty, betrayal, but mostly about killing people. Comics brought to us by the oooo mysterious anonymous author, and tell stories mixing the dark poetic feel of Nine Inch Nails with the fantasy of Terry Brooks. Compilation of issues 1-7 is now available!
1-7 Compilation $1

FILLING THE FRAME ISSUE #1 yes / no / maybe so
The side of punk rarely appreciated, show photographs. The collective of Filling The Frame bring us that much closer to the action, in this distinctive zine devoted to photographs of the Chicago scenes up-and-coming punk bands.Features THE ALKALINE TRIO, WOLFIE, THE TEEN IDOLS and more!
Free with any order!

RETROGRESSION 2
Retrogression, the 130-page omnibus of punk and politics is no more. however, it does continually exist as a weekly email zine and this printed version. this zine is what its all about, folks. to be up-to-date on all hardcore and political information, this is where you go and look no further. on newsprint, and available once a month. simply free, just ask and thou shalt recieve.
*FREE with order*

UNDERDOG ZINE
chicago's most popular punk zine (and my local favorite), written by the punks for the punks. recipes, film reviews, cooking tips, picnic ideas, buffy & sissy, band info, and just about anything else that you could imagine. Underdog is a zine that seems to never fail me, one of the ones that inspired me to do my own. i have a FEW back issues of these, and they can be freebies for ya if you enclose a bit more change for postage and such.
BACK ISSUES 25,26 *FREE with order*

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MORE TO COME....

soundtrack for the week:
nirvana- incesticide
nine inch nails- broken
oblivion- super savers volume 1
sopor aeternus- inexperienced spiral traveller
jesse cook- vertigo
unkle- psycience fiction

~Linkage~

Angelfire - Free Home Pages
Whoop-ass goth/industrial distro
how to avoid spontaneous combustion: read NOVA

Email: fightinggodzilla@juno.com