"Lisa's"

Favorite Dog Books

Training and Education

"GOOD OWNERS GREAT DOGS"
by Brian Kilcommons

"THE ART OF RAISING A PUPPY"
and
"HOW TO BE YOUR DOGS BEST FRIEND"
by The Monks of New Skete

"THE GERMAN SHEPHERD DOG" (Genetic History)
by Malcom B. Willis P.H.D.

SUCCESSFUL DOG BREEDING
by Chris Walkowicz & Bonnie Wilcox D.V.M.

Nutritional Books

The Barf Diet
by Dr Ian Billinghurst

Give Your Dog A Bone
by Dr Ian Billinghurst

Grow Your Pups With Bones
by Dr Ian Billinghurst

THE NATURAL REMEDY FOR DOGS AND CATS
by Diane Stein

"NATURAL HEALTH FOR DOGS AND CATS"
by R.H. Pitcairn D.V.M. P.H.D.

"Lisa's"

Favorite Poems

A DOGS PLEA

Treat me kindly, my beloved friend, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for the kindness than the loving heart of mine. Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I might lick your hand between blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me learn. Speak to me often, for your voice is the world's sweetest symphony. I long to see you as you must know, by the fierce wagging of my tail with the sound of your footsteps. Please take me inside when it is clod and wet, for I am a domesticated animal, no longer accustomed to the bitter elements. I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth. Keep my bowl filled with fresh water, for I cannot tell you when I thirst. Feed me clean food that I may stay well, to romp and play and do your bidding, to walk by your side and stand ready, willing and able to protect you with my life. And, my friend, when I am very old and I no longer enjoy good health, hearing and sight, do not heroic efforts to keep me going. I am not having any fun. Please see to it that my life is taken gently. I shall leave this earth knowing with the last breath I draw that my fate was always safest in your loving hands.

HOW DOGS WERE NAMED

When God created Heaven and earth
He gave everything a name;
First was man, then woman,
And neither were the same.
He named all the animals
However large or small,
Every bird and insect
And those that could only crawl.
He named each fish and everything
That lived in the river and the deepest sea,
And then he heard a small voice say,
"God, have you know name for me?"

God touched that nobel head and said,
"From now on you will be known
As mankind's greatest friend
Because you were the faithful one
Who followed me to the end.
You will help the shepherd
Tend his flock of sheep;
You will rescue men from the mountain,
From avalanche, flood, and fire;
You will work with the police
And keep your loved ones safe;
To please is your only desire.
You will bring much joy and happiness
To the lonely, the old, sick and in pain;
You will be the ears of deaf,
The voice of dumb,
And a companion to the lame."

"Dog, I give you my name in reverse," said God,
"For you'll do so much for mankind,
But the most precious gift you will always be
Is a guide dog for the blind."

DOG PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it it's mine.
2. If I saw it first, its mine.
3. If it is broken it is yours.
4. If it's in my mouth it's mine.
5. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
6. If I can take it from you, It's mine.
7. If I had a little while ago it's mine.
8. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
9. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
10. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine

THIRTY REASONS WHY IT IS NICE TO BE A DOG

1. No one expects you to take a bath everyday.
2. Your friends never expect you to pay for dinner, or anything else for that matter.
3. When it is raining you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
4. If it itches you can reach it.
5. And no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public.
6. It doesn't bother you if your favorite television show is a re-run.
7. You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you are insensitive.
8. April 15th means nothing to you.
9. People at drive-thru windows never charge you for treats.
10. Your friends don't think less of you for passing gas.
11. A rawhide bone can entertain you for hours.
12. No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they are talking.
13. As an adult, it is ok if you haven't amounted to anything.
14. The older you get, the more people respect you.
15. You can sleep late everyday.
16. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
17. You never get in trouble for putting your head on a stranger's lap.
18. There is no such thing as bad food.
19. You don't have to worry about good table manners.
20. Someone else combs and brushes your hair.
21. People thing you are normal if you stick your head out the window to feel the wind in your hair.
22. You are always excited to see the same old people.
23. Having big feet is considered an asset.
24. If you gain weight, it is someone else's fault.
25. Everything smells good to you.
26. A garbage can is a fast food-stop.
27. No one tells you to wipe your nose because it is wet.
28. No matter where you live, you own the place.
29. You mate never complains because you whine.
30. Puppy Love can last.

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME

1.They both take up to much space on the bed.
2.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3.Both mark their territory.
4.Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5.The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6.Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7.Neither does any dishes.
8.Both fart shamelessly.
9.Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10.Both like dominance games.
11.Both are suspicious of the postman.
12.Neither understand what you see in cats.

THINGS HUMANS SHOULD LEARN FROM THEIR DOGS

Never pass up an opportunity to go for a joy ride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it is in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they have invaded your territory.
Take naps before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something your not.
If what you want lies buried, dig it up!
When someone is having a bad day, be silent,
sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a growl will do.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
Delight in the simple joys of a long walk.
No matter how often you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout....
...run right back and make friends.

"BREED"

Pup can do for you, the things that must be done, to create a dog worthy of your breed to make you number 1, there is so much that you require, so great your every need, to create you in the image, the quality of your breed, your sire's type and courage, was what we hope to see, your dam's gentle manners, all characteristics of your breed, we did our best of both of them, fed most nutritionally, and when you arrived into our world, there was a new strength within your breed,we gave to both your parents, all required medically, to assure great strength of character, ultimate of your breed, to think we shall never falter, is in truth a fallacy, but with determination we will always strive for the betterment of your breed.
Janis Franklin

THE "DO'S" and "DON'TS" LIST for NEW PUPPY OR DOG