Not all of these words are solely my creation, as I'm sure you'll notice. To see the source of each of the words below I have cited my references in the Mock Dictionary Credits.
Moderately good. The sequel was bet, but the original was better.
vars. existing words: better(adj); best(adj)
Ludicrous information; ridicule; incredulous myth. That's booshlemik! There's no such thing as a four-eyed chicken!
vars. booshlemikter(n)
A union; A system of two or more parts working in conjunction for maximum efficiency. Without the lawnmower blade and the empty juice box, this conjugatripon would be absolutely useless.
vars. conjugatriponary(adj); conjugatripe(v)
An expression of surprise, excitement or anxiety. Criminey! Look at the size of those pomegranates!
vars. N/A
The negative vibe produced by computer monitor screens after countless hours of staring. I need to get off the computer. The evilrays are getting to me.
vars. N/A
Large. Duh. Hot damn! That houseboat is gimungous!
vars. N/A
A decorative electronic machine requiring at least 72 hours of warming up prior to achieving the apex of its functionality. [i]This lemp works great now even though it took three months to actually get it going.[/i]
vars. N/A
An expression of frustration, illness or apathy. Mneh...
vars. N/A
The state of being obnoxious; obnoxiousness; arrogance. The night club was full of people who appeared to be in a permanent state of obnoxiousity.
vars. obnoxia (n); existing word: obnoxiousness (n)
To filter larger pieces of rock from sand or silt. We might as well phise these biscuit chunks out of the Kool-Aid mix using a sieve.
vars. N/A
Feeling and/or exhibiting the characteristics of a placebo. I reinforced the expectations of so many patients last night. It was the most placebonic day of my life.
vars. derived from existing word, placebo(n)
To turn over or flip an object with a spatula. You must spatulate the pancakes before they burn.
vars. spatulatory(adj); spatulation(n) existing words: spatula(n); spatulate(adj)
To spell incorrectly. I failed the spelling test because I spessl things frequently.
vars. spessled(v); spessling(n,v); spessler(n)
Comfortably insane; intentionally conveying an image of unstable sanity, but feeling ethereal enough to not care about the reactions from peers. The only time I can really be splukogurginsplorpeetrossinqualvitorii is right before I get drunk.
vars. splukogurginsplorpeetrossinqualvitore(n); splukogurginsplorpeetrossinqualvitoriize(v)
Frightening; scary. It was so dark out last night when we went to visit Dolly Parton's mother's grave. The cemetery was really spookity.
vars. spookitize (v); spookitization (n); spookitily (adv)
Having happily acquired a romantic affection for another person. Robert was instantly twitterpated at the sight of the saint, Paul, man.
vars. twitterpate(v); twitterpation(n)
Similarity and order with respect to others within a group. The recipe books have completely different contents, but the design of the cover helps maintain the vinculumarity of the series.
vars. vinculumate(v); vinculumatory(adj)
A state of self-depreciation; low self-esteem. Because he was put down by the bullies in school, Troy had much experience with xenocatharsis.
vars. xenocathargic(adj); xenocatharses(pl); xenocatharsize(v)