"An eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind."
-- Mahatma Gandhi
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
-- Stephen Wright
"Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together."
-- Vesta M. Kelly
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is all comprehensible."
-- Albert Einstein
"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."
-- Anonymous
"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."
-- M. Kathleen Casey
"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
-- Sir Winston Churchill
"The true use of speech is not so much to express our wants as to conceal them."
-- Oliver Goldsmith
"I spell by ear altogether, spelling a word the way it sounds, which frequently is much simpler than the way these academic sharps put it."
-- Irvin S. Cobb
"If you were homework, I'd do you."
-- Nicole Loehr
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music."
-- Anonymous
