There was this little boy who wanted to learn some new words so he went up stairs in his house and went to the bathroom where his dad was. And his dad was shaving and then cut him self with the razor and said "shit!!". And the son said what’s that? The father replied "shaving cream son shaving cream". And the son said "Oh."
Then the son went down stairs where his mother was stuffing the turkey and she cut her self with the knife so she said "fuck!!!" And the son said "what’s that?" "stuffing the turkey son stuffing the turkey" the mother replied. "Oh." said the sun.
Latter that day the parents were having a fight and were saying "bitches & bastards bitches &bastards!!!" So the son said what’s that. "relatives son relatives." replied the parents.
Then latter that night the parents were making up and having sex while saying, "Silky tits and harry dicks, Silky tits and harry dicks!!" Then the son walked in and said "what’s that?" "coats son coats" they replied.
The next day the relatives came over and the son answered the door and said:
Hi bitches & bastards. May I take you silky tits & harry dicks? Moms in the kitchen fuckin the turkey and dads in the bathroom shaving the shit off his face.
