What Not To Name Your Dog

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy", but I call mine "sex". Now sex has been very embarrassing to me when I went to city hall to renew his license I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "me too". Then I said "but this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like, then I said you don't understand...I've had Sex since I was nine years old, and he said I must have been quite a kid. One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. But you dont understand, I said, I hoped to have sex on TV he called me a showoff.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, your honor, I had sex before I was married, and he said "me too". Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "me too".

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked what I was doing in this alley at four o'clock in the morning. I said, "I’m looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.