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Deann Jones to be called as a witness before Grand Jury

Prosecutors in Kenneth Starr's office have been investigating a link between Monica Lewinsky and Deann Jones of Elkton, Kentucky.

It has been alleged that Jones was engaging in steamy Internet chat with Lewinsky over a six-week period in January and February of 1998. Each session lasted from 45 minutes to three hours and took place late at night.

Jones used the alias LoverBoy. These conversations centered around Lewinsky's comparisons of the Presidential member to a mature yellow squash. Jones allegedly provided useful insights and suggestions for Lewinsky. During the course of these conversations Monica Lewinsky revealed how the National Enquirer would pay $120,000 to anyone who would entertain the entire staff.

Jones is likely to be called to testify by the end of next week to confirm details of these digital conversations.

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NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN THE ARKANSAS FLU INVESTIGATION

Tips from a reporter at a national magazine confirm that Janet Reno has opened a new investigation of a string of mysterious deaths in Arkansas. The reporter was recently forced to quit when the editor of this magazine killed the story and reassigned the reporter to the agricultural news section.

During the 1992 campaign Bill Clinton was overheard on the phone discussing a mass slaughter that was about to take place in Arkansas. The conversion became quite graphic with mentions of heads coming off and bodies put on ice.

There have been rumours circulating for years alleging that various friends and enemies of the former Governor of Arkansas have met with untimely deaths. The latest of these include Vince Foster, Ron Brown and Jim MacDougal.

This newest allegation involves mass killings of thousands. More than 30 years ago when Don Tyson founded Tyson Chicken, Tyson was looking for a way to improve profits in his business. The solution turned out to be a final solution for millions of hens. Bill Clinton's been known to eat at Tyson's table and has benefitted greatly from his largesse over the years.

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