Summer Holidays
As we may have noticed the summer holidays
start around now and we must think of things to do!
Thankgod for Sab who has figured out the
time wasting activities that may lead to hours of anguish after the holidys
finish in the realisation that nothing has been accomplished.
Anguish-Creating Activities
Moping Around the
House
Although this is the easiest thing to
do, and may seem like the natural option, moping is a big time waster in
today's time-conscious society. Even in the holidays. When you start pacing
and walking around the house restlessly, you might realise what has happened.
You're moping.
Opening the Fridge
I know i do it, im sure everybody does
it. Even if you're not hungry, even if you just ate lunch, there is this
constant irresistible urge to just go and open the frigde. Not to get something
to eat, just to open the frigde, look glazedly inside, and close it again.
Don't. Because if you let yourself fall into that fridge-opening trap,
you'll get stuck in a loopthat will cause you to open the door two-three
times an hour.
Staring at Stationary
Objects/Walls/The-Quietly-Rustling-Trees/The-Frolicking-Wildlife-Out-The-Window
Staring fixedly at any object is a sure
sign of either abnormally high brain activity, or abnormally low brain
activity. Mulling something over and staring at the wall is perfectly normal,
while the staring at the wall may indicate a boredom which will only fester
while the glazed eyes unfocus and refocus and stare at the wall...
Eating
Eating is strictly forbidden. Never, under
any circumstances [!!] eat.
Sleeping
Ditto. Resist all attempts at sleep! Imagine
what you could do in all those quiet hours of restful slumber :)
Fun Activities
Studying Yr 12 Textbooks
In Anticipation of the Hard Year Ahead
okay so i'm being sarcastic and nobody
is even going to think about that, yeah? yeah. :)
Some Great Time-Passers
Shopping
You know you've been too many times when
the shopkeepers know your name and the only section of the shop you look
at is the new stock. Thats not me, no, never. NEVERRR.
Movies
They're a great money-drainer. If you
can pass for a 15 yr old then you can get cheaper tickets! Woohoo! Be careful
tho, don't say you're any younger if you go see MA movies otherwise you'll
be in a bit of a fix... I tried that once :) When i was 14, i had to go
to timezone with suz for two hours while my older sister went to see the
movie by herself...
Walking
Walking is a great pastime but there are
a few rules to follow: Don't get abducted, Don't get mugged, and most important
Don't walk between the unsafe hours of 10am to 3pm. The sun is at its brightest
between these hours and... *fades off*
Going To The Library
Oops this is meant to be under the Anguish-Creating
Activities heading
Ice Skating
A certain sab can never make it to iceskating.
and expedition there will be minus sab. *glare* hehe nahh i'm kidding :)
The Beach
Great for those perverts who want to check
out some tasty flesh eh? Besides the hot burning sun and stinging salty
water i suppose its fun...
Okay Sab Is Tired Now :) Time for
Sleepy Sleepy Sleep!
Backie
Wackie
