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Weezer:
I hope they all sufocate in those stupid sweaters and die
I liked that one video where they were on Happy Days or something
My name is Jonas, baby
I liked the blue CD, but that other one kinda sucked
I couldn't live without El Scorcho...and the good life...oh and No One Else and...
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| 2. |
Pretend you are in a band and I suggest you cover the Space Ghost theme song, you say:
gee Jen, I don't know...I'd have to talk to everyone else about it, but it is a cool idea
damn it Jenny, why do you always come up with such stupid ideas...yeah I would do it...if I wanted my band to suck
I don't know Jen, we were thinking of covering the Power Puff Girls theme song...but I have to admit the Space Ghost theme is pretty awesome
Yeah! that is an awesome idea!
I don't speak French
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| 3. |
I tell you I want to go on a trip and you can't see an obvious reason why so you:
are really confused as to why I could possibly want to go somewhere for no reason
tell me that travelling opresses flight attendants, cab drivers and train conductors and wonder how I could be so selfish
tell me you'll consider it when I tell you there is a rad show that happens to be in the town i want to go on a day I want to be there
are stoked and the only question you ask is "when are we going to leave?"
tell me you dont really like to travel unless you are going some where that has lots of beer and sunshine
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| 4. |
Your favorite thing to do during the day is:
sleep
listen to music
play kickball
all of the above
none of the above
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| 5. |
To you necrophilia is:
what the hell?
umm...I'll be right back...I think I hear the phone ringing
the answer to the previous question
purely recreational
funny to talk about, but when it comes to the real thing...eww
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| 6. |
If I told you that I had a crush on a song because it gave me that funny feeling in my stomach you would:
give me a really fucked up look and tell me I was crazy
smile, because you totally agree
tell me I am probably nuts and like music a little too much
say "yeah I guess I could see what you are saying, but I dont really have any songs that make me feel that way"
say "like I dont think like I know what you mean...like you have a crush on the cute boys in the band?"
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| 7. |
I like my friends between
me and the smelly guy who sits by us in history
5'7" and 6'
the sheets
5' and 5'6" (preferably shorter than 5'6")
I don't really care
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| 8. |
how do you feel about teaching me to play guitar?
I play guitar in a band and I promised you I'd teach you how to play but never did...hey @ least I said I would
I play bongo drums
I play guitar and would love to teach you how to play
I will play with you heh heh
I play guitar, but I am just too busy to teach you
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| 9. |
You like to make fun of people:
that you know...and only when they aren't around
never...it is wrong to judge others
I am better than everyone because I play some sort of organized sport so most of the time
sometimes...like if they have a huge booger hanging out or something...
pretty much all the time...Im not usually being serious and its not always funny, but it makes for good stories later
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| 10. |
Farts:
were funny in like 2nd grade
excuse me...I prefer the term flatulants
were funny in like 2nd grade and just keep getting funnier
yum
I don't speak French
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| 11. |
Getting up in the morning you realize you don't have any clean underwear. What do you do?
hand wash a pair, with bleach, in the bathroom sink
be sure I am clean, if you know what I mean
what they don't know won't hurt my pants
I haven't had clean underwear since '89
party!
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| 12. |
where do you go to meet potential sexual partners?
church youth group socials
anywhere with a neon sign and the letters "XXX"
family reunions
cub scout meetings
petting zoo
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| 13. |
Where do you usually go on dates?
where ever mother suggests
as far as my piece of crap car will take me
Big Al's Dungeon and Leather Emporium
I haven't been on a date since '89 (those were my lucky undies)
his side of the cell
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| 14. |
T.V.:
I don't believe in television...the media is trying to control your mind
I have a hard time deciding what to watch when Space Ghost and the Young One's come on @ the same time...but I always make time for Mr. Show and the show everyone loves to hate, Zoom
the TV is generally on...it doesn't mean I am paying attention to it...
I don't watch TV all that often, but when I do I make it count...I never miss an episode of Interior Motives...oh that Christopher!
I only watch shows staring girls with @ least three names (ie-Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Love Hewitt)
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| 15. |
I ramble on and on...what do you do?
smack me and tell me to get back in the kitchen where I belong
you listen...you actually think my "rambling" isn't too terrible
make up some lame excuse about having another call or having to do the dishes
listen...sorta...make use of the time by writing a letter to your great aunt in hopes she will put you in her will
smile...isn't great to know you are so much smarter than someone?
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