101 Rejected Conversation Heart Sayings

You know those crazy candy thingys you get for Valentine's Day? Well these are some of the phrases we think they'd never use for them.

1. Love Cockroach
2. I Hate You
3. You Stink
4. Yo Mama
5. You Suck
6. Kiss My A**
7. Don't Call
8. Eh
9. Crap
10. I Farted
11. BELCH
12. Your Butt
13. Slap Me
14. Hot Cousin
15. Go Away
16. Kick Me
17. That Smarts
18. Bugz R Cool
19. Dead Flowers
20. You Turd
21. Geek
22. HA!
23. Lick Me
24. Loser
25. Honey Nose
26. Nerd
27. Say No
28. Divorce Me
29. Stalk Me
30. Hate Me
31. Porky
32. Chubby
33. Oink Oink
34. Tubby
35. Sack O' Lard
36. I'll Get U
37. Sweet Revenge
38. Go On Springer
39. Pathetic
40. Total Tard
41. How Dumb
42. 4 Eyes
43. Braceface
44. Metal Mouth
45. 4:20 Time
46. WONG!
47. What duh-?!?
48. BLARG
49. Misfit
50. U Aardvark
51. They're Here
52. Smell Me
53. Get Real
54. I Dislike You
55. Thats Stupid
56. Outta Here
57. Pffft!
58. Pyscho
59. Cheapo
60. Woof
61. Fed Ex Me
62. My Butt
63. Its False
64. Bad Girl
65. You Blow
66. Get A Clue
67. Dirty Talk
68. Good Bye
69. Talk To The Hand
70. Damn!
71. Sweet A**
72. Tight Wad
73. Scowl
74. Dirty Kid
75. Fartacular
76. Let's F***
77. Shagadelic
78. Oh Bigglesworth
79. Tastes Like Crap
80. Eat Me
81. Chomp Down
82. Tree Hugger
83. Yo Slob
84. I Don't
85. It's All Lame
86. Goth Girl
87. Let's Poop
88. Hamster Lover
89. Hate
90. File's Done
91. Eat Crap
92. You've Got Mail
93. Eat My Shorts
94. Ya Fart
95. In Yo' Face
96. Foo'
97. Well Doy!
98. Duh
99. Smell Ya Later
100. Suck It!
101. My Butt Is An Inferno Burning For You

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*You are listening to You Were Meant for Me by Jewel*