Sucks to be short

I'm short and I'm pissed.

I am too short. And know you have no Idea where I'm coming from. I'm so short, dogs trip over me. I mean I need a growth spurt to reach the cookie jar. And what the hell is up with people using me as an armrest. Screw you buddy! Get your pits the hell out of my face. I hate being short. IT SUCKS! I don't even know what my friends' faces look like, but I could describes the hell out of their chins! I don't even want to think about this right now. So just like me I'm gonna make this message short with big balls.

=======> Screw you and good bye.