I hate the doctor because........
1) they make u wake up all early for an appointment at 930 and the doctor doesnt see u til 11. i mean god thats an hour and half more sleep my lazy ass could get
2)y when u first sign in does the lady make u stand up there for 20 minutes while she talks on the phone and all she wants is for u to ur damn coat on the hanger.
3)y is it that u always have to walk all the wayacross the room to sign in than u gotta walk back to the other side to get a magazine and than back across to sit down. im serious dammit i wanna walk in sit down and read a magazine not run around the doctors office. if i wanted to do that id be in the olympics.
4)i wish they would make like sound proof boxes in the waiting room. i dont wanna hear whats wrong with the old dude next to me. make a rule-- read a magazine and be quiet or shut the hell up. no1 cares bout ur problems.
5)why do u always have to go to the end of the hallway to go sit in the doctors office for a half an hour before he sees u. damn yo get with the program. ur gonna tell me bad news so just do it and make it as short as possible. y cant he just come out in the waiting room and whisper it in ur ear.
U KNOW WHAT I FIGURED OUT......HES LAZIER THAN I M. I PRETTY LAZY (ask ne1) BUT MY GOD I ALWAYS GO TO HIS OFFICE TO HEAR SOME BAD NEWS. Y DOESNT HE COME TO MY HOUSE. I COULD SLEEP TIL HE GETS HERE THAN WHEN HE DOES ILL MAKE HIM WAIT DOWNSTAIRS FOR AN HOUR WITH A JUG OF WATER AND MAGAZINES SPREAD ALL OVER THE HOUSE AND HE CAN GO LOOK FOR THEM IF HE WANTS ONE. THEN WHEN HE COMES UPSTAIRS IMMA TELL HIM HES GOTTA WAIT TIL IM DONE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES SO HE CAN SIT DOWN AND CHILL. AND FINALLY RIGHT BEFORE HES ABOUT TO TELL ME THE BAD NEWS IM GONNA SAY "NO, UR NOT TELLIN ME SHIT GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE."