p Whatever I happen to think about.

Well, I couldn't find a rant topic but I knew I was pissed. So here's whatever I can think of!

Well, Josh is putting out some pretty long and incoherent rants. Josh, one subject is eaisier to track buddy. But Josh is good guy, and like he stated, we get away with many hair brained scemes to catch the bad guy and take off his mask. He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for us meddling kids. Does anyone know what 'Meddleing' means anyway? It sounds kinda like mud and -ling.

As it turns out, Drawing on walls has become a favorite pastime of mine. Last night I looked at my cieling and noticed about 20 little smiley faces. I must have drawn them while I was tripped out on cheeze balls and Pixie sticks. I stood there for about 10 minutes trying to figure out how I got up there. I then looked under my bed and found a broom stick with a pencil duct taped on the end. Genius.

Speaking of duct tape, is there anything it can't do? A nuclear reactor could be about to explode. SEAL IT UP WITH DUCT TAPE. It'll work, trust me. I once had a fish, it's entire left side of the bowl was duct ape. I had dropped it, and needed a quick fix. I was going to by a new one, but it just worked so well. Until I got pissed at the fish, tossed it in the toilet and flushed. The strangest thing happened, it came BACK. The fish swam up to the top of the water and looked at me. Like it loved me. So, I HIT IT ON THE HEAD WITH A PENCIL ABOUT 6 TIMES AND FLUSHED AGAIN. I'll be damned if that fish didn't go down then!

(pause to eat cheeze balls)

SO in the words of the mighty George Foreman, "Knock out the fat with my lean mean grilln machine!"