I don't wunna grow up..

...I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid

Man, feels good be in your boxers and T-shirt sitting on the floor playing with old toys. Yup, I'm just a big kid. I have a fairly large collection of action figures from the Marvel Comic book line. and as I write this, about 30 of them are on my floor, having a big assed war. I think that's why I act the way I do, my inner child (Bill Cosby) just never really left. To this day my hunger for green jell-o remains!!

I look around at all the people I know. I see small people COUGH COUGH jenna edmond COUGH COUGH Who drink Coffee... Question? Why do you need to drink coffee? It's a bad habbit, stunts your growth *snickers at short little jenna, what a ho*, and what do you need it for? To wake up? Or to seem grown up? The world would be a beter place if we all didn't try to act mature all the time. People Like Lil Weenie Hall run around acting all thug. Man, you are white! You are not a thug, you did not grow up on the streets! Drinking, smoking, and all that other stuff is pretty gay, and makes you smell like poop. POOPIE IS BAD FOR YOU! NO EATING THE POOPIE! EWWW!!!

And now for something completely different!

I AM THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, I LIKE TO EAT COWS! THEY GO 'MOOOOOOO!!' AS I EAT THEM! I AM KING, I AM MIKE, THE ALMIGHTY! HEAR ME ROAR!!!

And now back to our regular rant

Hmmmm... what else can I talk about... Oh yeah! The other day, me and clay went up to Subway, get us some sub-sandwhichs... We saw Jared... (song)he's here lookin' gooood.. Likes to eat ub-samiches yeah....(end song) well, maybe not the real jared, but dammit, I can dream!!

Don't ever do crack. Don't do a drug named after a part of your own ass okay? You were born with a cack, stick with the single crack-ola! Thanks Denis...