Here sit, looking at a mound of 'Caffeine Free' Pepsi cans stacked infront of my computer speaker. I'm looking at my great site, and I notice, I hadn't written a rant in forever. To busy with site design, comix, being grounded... Man, I tell ya, nothing is going right for me. Rizzo gave me poison Ivy on my hand after he touched my Dreamcast controller. Now I have poison ivy everywhere! Pissing me off! So I go to get the poison ivy lotion, find the bottle, all GONE. Pissed me off so bad. So I'm all itchy, and I can't go outside or hang out with my friends, ad god damn Stanford 9's this week. On top of that, My computer is crapping out on me. But wait, there's more! with my new glasses, I run into walls a lot more now, great job eye doctor, really... Like I need more head trama! Anyway, I guess you could call this a 'filler' rant, with no real point at all. So, On with more filler! I was laying in bed one night and woke up to the feeling someone was in my room. So I asked who as there. Swear to god, I saw Freddie Prince Jr. walk out of my closet... Then I woke up screaming. I wonder how all these famous people end up in my thoughts. Then I realize, I just like making fun of famous people. Check out the comix, all kinds of guest stars! So about a week ago, me and rizzo have this great Idea. Full Body Pillow Suits... You heard me, Pillows covering the body... I'll let you think of what yo could do with that much padding... Well, so ends my filler rant, I hope you gained nothing! Until next time we need more rants, I'm Mike!
I'm the system's bitch...
