Bush is gunna be my hommie

p Word, me and Bush in da hood...

I would like to start off by saying, as I write this, I'm eating a Rice Krispie Treat the size of my face... It's like the Mack Daddy of all Rice Krispie treats... With that said, here we go.

I wrote an E-mail to President Bush, which reads as follows...

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Subj: Mr. President Important
Date: 1/4/2002 11:28:14 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Radtoonist 2K
To: president@whitehouse.gov
Mr. President

Hi, I'm Mike. I'm 15 and live in West Virginia, but enough about me.

My friends and I were discussing appropriate punishments for Osama Bin Laden when we catch him. We have several theories. Read these and see what you think...

1> Send Osama to an all gay burly man prison
2> Change Osama into a woman and send him back to Afghanistan
3> Rip out his beard hair one by one and then repeat number 1

and my favorite, my Idea

4> Tie him up to a post at ground zero and have everyone in America give him one swift kick in the testicles. 5 kicks for the families of the victims.

I would like to say that the United States of America is the greatest country in the world and Terrorists be damned!

/v\ I< I< r

P.S. Any comment, please write back, I'd love to hear from the president, plus all my friends would be jealous. HA!

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Word for word. Now, I want Bush to write back. I think we would get close, ya know, send jokes back and forth. Once I start hanging out with Bush I'm going to cut off all ties with all of you. Bush and I will be to busy chillin' on the west side of D.C. In the hood... Word. I'ma make Dick Cheney my jester. HA! And I'll shove waffles up Ken Starr's butt and be like 'Hey! Leggo My eggo!' We'll pay Janet Reno to knee Osama in the balls every 11 minutes on the dot. Me and Bush will wear sweat shirts that say 'It's D.C. Bi-atch' on them and backwards hats. Nothing says cool like a backward hat! We'll take and modify the Limo so the top comes down and we'll bad. We'll go over to Iraq and poke Saddam and then hide behind him. HA! And we'll use the 'red phone' to order pizza and pretend we don't speak English!

Being the Presedant's hommie would be awsome..