I got a clown Bike and you didn't! HA!

Note from Mike

Before I print this rant, I want you all to know that the original Title of this rant was: new rant from your beeotch, Joshina. I found this humorous and laughed for a good 30 seconds... Now, on with the rant.

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You know you're jealous...

Hey, I know I haven’t been ranting lately,…but, well…….It’s snowboarding season and I went to Wisp ski resort and just spent the 3 best days of my life there.........................................…….I KNOW, I KNOW!!!!!  I AM SO ASHAMED!!!!!!  (sob)(cry)(belch)(ohh,….sorry)   I made A RESOLUTION FOR ONCE PEOPLE!!!!  AND I BROKE IT FOUR MINUTES FASTER THAN LAST YEAR!!!  YAHOO FOR ME!  Well, anyways, it’s the new year, 2002, and well, nothing is really new…  I got a little clown bike for Christmas though, and it rocks your world right where you are in front of your computer, and don’t even try to tell me it doesn’t, because it rocks mine just when I look at it.  It is about 1 foot tall, and it has these really small pedals and it is just hilarious to ride it on the ice that we experience here in north-central wesserginia.  Yeeeeep, it is the greatest.  So anyways, I wanted to rant about some really good songs and bands that never make it into the true light they deserve, but sit on the sidelines with Jefferson Airplane, Nat King Cole, and Milli Vanilli, exactly where they SHOULDN’T be, (because those bands suck, and no, I don’t want somebody to love)  You can disagree with my choices, but that’s ok, because you are a little prick and I really don’t care, so don’t worry about it.  Hey, and that is another thing!  You need to go and do your homework, you lazy weirdo!  I bet you have about 50 assignments for Feltz that are due tomorrow about the motif in the commercial that asks, “How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?”  So get to work, missy, and bake me some pie!!! 

P.S.  (What ever happened to Bill Crosby?!  I am getting worried.  Please email me soon because he says the darndest things and he is a funny guy, but so is Fred Sanford, and I don’t know what happened to him either, so please tell me as I cannot sleep until I know…)

P.P.S.  (You know what?!  Monopoly is actually an awsome game!!!!  Play it today!!!)      

11.Crono:  Tyrano Lair  

10.Lynyrd Skynyrd:  Freebird  

9.Disaster Area:  Skateboarding is not a Crime  

8.Prodigy:  Diesel Power  

7.Stone Temple Pilots:  Plush  

6.Ennio Morricone:  The Man With The Harmonica  

5.Nivana:  Smells Like Team Spirit  

4.MotorHead:  Ace of Spades  

3.Men Without Hats:  Safety Dance  

2. Presidents of the USA:  Peaches  

1.CKY  

……………………………………………………this is the end of my rant…..so leave

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