Xmas and moving

First off, Anna Kournikova is DAAAYYYYYUUUUMM HOTTT!!!!

Well, I figured since it was Christmas, I would have to rant about that, and just how fricken gay it is that you have to actually MAKE your bones move.  You know how much brain power that takes up?!  A tiny little……I mean, A LOT!!!  I was sitting in my room the other day and I was trying to think of how I could break into DisneyLand and get on that little boat ride before any of the crowds got there.  While I was pondering this and writing down my diabolical scheming on a small Prozac scratchpad, the telephone rang.  Since I was the only one at the house at the time, and, simultaneously, my new song was downloading on the computer, but was thrown off by the call, I was beginning to feel pissed off.  I then realized, by some strange inclination, that I actually had to move my enormous weight of organ tissue and bone with my muscles and that it was not right.  That is why I need your tax-deductable donations to shave my nut…….I mean, to help us not have to move at all anymore.  We will just have our brains implanted into robot bodies and live happily ever after.  Well, maybe not happily….   By that time, there will probably be a lot of nuclear stuff too, so the robots and the renegade robots, and the pure humans who rejected the transplant, and Wookies, and Burt Baccarat, and Dr. Evil and the Fembots, and maybe Martin Short.  David Spade will probably have lost his virginity by then.  Well, anyways, this is how its gonna go on…. The humans are gonna be all poor because they didn’t get the strength of ten gorillas and xray vision like we did, but they still have all that nuclear stuff and they have a guy like Neo on the Matrix.  And we know they are gonna screw.  So then we start having robot sex with humans (insert whoa here) and we then produce the “cyberhuman” and it ends the great war.  But then it has an affair with Tom Cruise and We are all killed by a nuclear holocaust……………….And all this is made possible by your donations.  Thanks folks, tapes are in the bak!!!   …………………………….WAIT>!!  was I supposed to talk about Christmas? Oh, well, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………..it is alright I guess…….but just because of Jesus………….all the other stuff sucks chink wang……….yeah……..i think……….