Things that really should be illegal
~siblings- What are they there for anyway? You either have a younger bother/sister who asks you stupid questions like "watcha doin'" and uses "why" as a response to everything, or you have an older sibling who feels it's their duty to tell your friends, especially those of the opposite sex, the "funny" often gross, stupid, and humiliating things that you used to do when you were little.
~force feeding- demanding that others eat is just plain wrong. If someone says they are not hungry, maybe they aren't, or maybe your cooking sucks. Deal with it and move on.
~homework- It shouldn't even be called HOMEwork since most people do it at school.
~nuns/preists teaching sex-ed. 1) it is just wrong. 2) there are some things that you should never hear a nun say. 3) Teach what you know!
~jokes that all start the same way. Example- "A guy walks into a bar.." Come on people, get some originality!
~dentists/orthodontists that ask you question while their hands are in your mouth and then complain that you bit them. HELLO- you're getting your teeth cleaned, it's not a social hour!
~people that call 'just to say 'hello'' and then talk your ear off for an hour about....well I don't know, I usually stop listening after the first thirty seconds.
~telemarketers that get the wrong number and call your house and ask for someone who doesn't live there and then try to play it cool and sell you something anyway or tell you that you have been approved for a MasterCard.
~telemarketers that mispronounce your name.
~girls that squeal. You know what I'm talking about, when a cute guy comes on in the movie your watching and the girls around you start squealing like damn pigs.
~people that say 'um' or 'uh' every few seconds. Here's a concept: decide what you're going to say before you start talking!
~Movies that all have the same plot. Changing the characters names does not make it a different movie.
~school uniforms- some people just don't look good in navy blue.
~People that point out the obvious. Example: "You cut your hair." Like the person didn't know that they got a haircut.
~morning shows on the radio. I don't know about you, but I listen to the radio to hear music.
~infomercials that give payment plans- "3 easy payments of $39.95" 1)Why make us do the math? It doesn't make it sound any cheeper. 2)How the hell would they know whether the payments are easy or not?
~t.v. movies that go to commercials every time it gets to a good part.
~People that have fake rooms. What good are couches you can't sit on, dishes you don't use, and floors that you have to remove your shoes to walk on?
~china cabinets- Who the hell really wants to look at dishes?
and finally, last but not least ~people that think that it is funny to hide the remote.
I hope this rant didn't waste your time....too much.