Morman Rant!

Note: Mike, Brandon, if either of you change this to add any of your vocabulary, you're getting your butts kicked.  And you know I'll do it, too.  Ok, I promised you guys a rant, so here goes:

MORP really sucked this year.

  I don't know what it was like before, but it really sucked this year.  They played absoloutely no good songs and none of my friends were there.  (No offense, guys).  I mean, what's the point of having it if you're going to have it suck?  I spent half the time getting complained to by Mike and Brandon on how bad it sucked, and the other half of the time trying to get this slime off of me.  OMG, he would NOT get off of me.  It just fortifies what Stevie said about guys being buttholes.  Mike, Brandon, you guys could have helped me out just a LITTLE bit.  If you guys see him again, tell him that unless he wants his faced permanately re-arranged, then to lay off.  He grabbed me and that freakin hurt.  I would have decked him then and there, but 2 things stopped me.  One, the cops were right there and I didn't feel like getting in any trouble, as I'm sure that as soon as I hit him, Justin would have been off crying like a baby and I'd end up getting hauled in with my parents right on my tail.  The second thing was right before I had made up my mind that I didn't give a darn about the cops, Mike and Brandon FINALLY came over and invited me to Kelly's house with them.  Actually, I invited myself but it worked.  I told Justin I was leaving, but it took a while to get him to stop chasing me.  Stevie's right, guys can be such JERKS!  And then when I went to go to Kelly's, I had to call my dad to tell him where I was going.  He's just like "I don't know if I want you walking ALONE in the DARK at 9:30 with 2 guys that I don't even know."  I told him MORP sucked and I wanted to go to a friend's house.  He said no and came and picked me up.  Why are parents so cruel at times?  Don't get me wrong, I really love my family and all, but my parents can be so rude sometimes.  Anyway, MORP sucked and it had better be cooler next year.

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I have since told justin that She was a Morman and wasn't into that stuff. I think he got the drift...