You know what I don't get...?
Well, It's Brandon Time! This is one of the unimportant subsites called 'You Know What I Don't Get?' where I talk about,you guessed it, stuff I don't get...
You know what I don't get...?
- Why do they judge men by the size of their shoes? 'You know what they say about guys with big shoes right?' BIG FEET! jeeze...
- Why are cheerleaders always smileing? What do they have to be so happy about?
- plain and simple... old people....
- Gay guys, they can't reproduce, so they must recruit!
- Why do people buy the '...for dummies' bok series? Are they admitting they're stupid??
- Why did that have to make Barbie politically correct! LEAVE IT THE WAY IT WAS!
- Speaking of Barbie, the 'My Size' Barbie. Is everything really my size?
- Why do Fat people think they're big boned? YOU'RE FAT! EAT A HAPPY MEAL AND BE HAPPY!
- Why do they call it the funny bone? It's not that funny!
- Why old people feel the need to touch me all the time! I DON'T NEED THAT SMELL!!
- That stain on the hotel bed... scary...
- Why Bill Cosby liked Jello so much? What did Jello ever do for him?
- Earwax. why do we have it? Has it ever saved your life?
- Baby formla. If I drink it, will I get pregnant?
- Why That candy-making rancher is so jolly.
- Why women get mad when you leave the seat up. If it's down, I just pee on it and it gets all over!
- Why women wear shirts with stuff written on the chest? I mean, I go to read it and get smacked!
- I call it artwork. The police call it Graffiti. Guess who the judge sided with AGAIN?