You know what I don't get...?

Well, It's Brandon Time!

This is one of the unimportant subsites called 'You Know What I Don't Get?' where I talk about,you guessed it, stuff I don't get...

Why do they judge men by the size of their shoes? 'You know what they say about guys with big shoes right?' BIG FEET! jeeze...

Why are cheerleaders always smileing? What do they have to be so happy about?

plain and simple... old people....

Gay guys, they can't reproduce, so they must recruit!

Why do people buy the '...for dummies' bok series? Are they admitting they're stupid??

Why did that have to make Barbie politically correct! LEAVE IT THE WAY IT WAS!

Speaking of Barbie, the 'My Size' Barbie. Is everything really my size?

Why do Fat people think they're big boned? YOU'RE FAT! EAT A HAPPY MEAL AND BE HAPPY!

Why do they call it the funny bone? It's not that funny!

Why old people feel the need to touch me all the time! I DON'T NEED THAT SMELL!!

That stain on the hotel bed... scary...

Why Bill Cosby liked Jello so much? What did Jello ever do for him?

Earwax. why do we have it? Has it ever saved your life?

Baby formla. If I drink it, will I get pregnant?

Why That candy-making rancher is so jolly.

Why women get mad when you leave the seat up. If it's down, I just pee on it and it gets all over!

Why women wear shirts with stuff written on the chest? I mean, I go to read it and get smacked!

I call it artwork. The police call it Graffiti. Guess who the judge sided with AGAIN?