Unmportant Bios

Joined Staff: 12-15-01

Mike, owner and webmaster of The Page of Unimportance. Not exactly book smart, Mike makes up for it with his spur of the moment antics and ideas. Writer and illustrator of the Unimportant Comix, and one of the leading rantist, Mike spends most of his free time infront of the computer. A fairly primitive urge drives him to sleep when tired, and eat when hungry. Always up for a good time, Mike trys to make his life as fun as possable. Scared only of 50 black guys chasing him and his own mother, Mike attempts to live his life Although not easily annoyed, he has been known to get quite pissed... Saracasm his language of choice, Mike intends to keep the page running as long as possable...

Joined Staff: 12-15-01

Brandon, best friend and co-owner of the Page of Unimportance. With his good grades and his talent for humor make him a perfect companion for Mike on their adventures. Although at times shy and timid, he has no problem being loud and annoying. His fondness for ladies is matched only for his fondness of being lazy. Brandon suffers from a rare disorder called 'Noassatall'. Entertained by Green Jell-o, Brandon scuttles his way threw lifes ups and downs and somehow manages to keep himself sane, we think...

Joined Staff: 12-21-01

Clay, the small, often spastic member of the group. Hates short people, athough one himself, Clay is often at a comflict of interests... Found skateboarding with Josh or making funny with Mike and Brandon, Clay is usually cracking jokes and dishing out insults. Able to stick his finger up his ass and fart, Clay is considered to be a bit strange in his manner. Jumping, rolling, tripping, yelling, skateing, or just standing around, You never want to call him short...

Joined staff: 12-23-01

Josh, Able to match whatever crazy idea Mike can dish out, Josh is usually at home, watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force, or out skateboarding. A Mad Scientist of sorts, no one really understands Josh's thoughts. One moment he can be a calm, silent child, and the next, beating the living tar our of one of his friends, all in good fun of coarse. Mike and Josh often video their adventures and joke about just anything. Known for his 'out of the blue' statements and his strange fixation on pixie sticks, Josh is here to stay, at least until his dept to the county is paid off...

Joined Staff: 1-14-02

Rizzo, until Zack joined known as 'Newbie', Still holds strong in his rants about school, life, and women. Known to Mike as the rich one, Mike and Rizzo often spend their time watching PPVs, buying games, or playing games. An origional member of the D.A.M.n (Daniel, Anthony, Mike network), Rizzo is no stranger to working with Mike on the Web. Although sometimes picked on, Rizzo is a master at exacting revenge, and laughs at misfortune of others...

Joined Staff: 3-26-02
Left Staff: 8-16-03

Zack, old friend and wrestling partner of Mike. Zack and Mike go back to Mikes days in Virginia Beach. Zack is 160 pounds of pure steel, to bad he's 210 pounds. A strange fixation with chickens, Zack is a powerhouse of srength, smarts, and pure uncut comedy. Before hanging out with Mike, Zack had been a straiht-faced hardass, but after Mike, Zack was another luney in the bin. Their friendship in the past, Zack joined the staff to tell others about his life and thoughts. As no one has really seen Zack, his picture represents what he basically is; a maniac with sharp objects...

Joined Staff: 6-17-02
Left Staff: 8-16-03

Some people are stupid... Some people are full of it. Some people are Frickin Nuts... Brady is all three! Stupid, Full of it, and Frickin Nuts! A perfect person to join the staff. Brady Joined the staff at a time of low to no updates. With his very own section, UNIMPORTANT RANK, her has helped Mike bring a litle more interest into the site when it needed it. With a strange pudding fixation and the fact he believes in the Mole People, make him a valuable, if not neurotic member of our staff...