( The camera fades in to show a 2 liter of orange Faygo sitting on a small wooden table. Suddenly we see a wooden bat swinging that nails the bottle of Faygo and sends it flying threw the air with the liquid inside spraying everywhere. The camera then pans around and out, and we notice we are in an alley somewhere in a city. We have the brick looking streets, with to large brick buildings on either side. We then see Adam White standing there in a pair of black boots, a pair of faded jeans, and a black B.L.S t-shirt. Adam is holding the wooden bat, and we see some 2 liters of Faygo behind him on the ground. Adam grabs a bottle of rootbeer Faygo and places it on the table. Adam then begins to speak, as he props the bat on his shoulder.)

The Redneck Messiah: Faygo… how can people drink this sh*t? I mean this stuff is worse then Shasta (a horrible cheap soda). But hell them damn juiggalos or juggalos whatever they call themselves, don’t know whats good. I mean there off listening to that insane crap posse instead of good American music like Black Label Society, Willy Nelson, and Pantera. I mean this ICP crap goes around indorsing the hatred of Rednecks saying we should all be kilt. But yet they say people shouldn’t be racist, bigots, or judge people. Well them dumb bastar*s are doing that with redneck folks like myself. We’re not all dumb and racist, I mean I have plenty of black friends and I also have a college degree. You see them juggalo folks aren’t nothing more then a big group of uneducated, hypocrites, and theres nothing more the Redneck Messiah hates more then a hypocrite. Except for maybe this Faygo sh*t.

( Adam swings the bat and nails the bottle of Faygo with the same effect as before. Adam then turns around and kicks a bottle of the Faygo down the ally. Then swings the bat nailing one of the bottles sitting on the ground, sending this one flying into the air as well. Adam then looks back at the camera.)

Some people may be wondering why I am addressing the Jugga-ho’s at this moment. Well it seems there is quite an abundance of them dumbass here, I even heard ole Killjoy may be part of them. How ironic is it that for a these people to be different they feel the need to band together, listen to the same music, wear the same kind of clothes, and drink the same kind of sh*t. Now don’t get me wrong I’m not just an anti-jugga-ho just because of Killjoys preference towards them. Nope I’ve always disliked people like them. The fact that Killjoy is one of them doesn’t effect the way I feel about him either. I already had him pegged as a worthless piece of trash, who was good for nothing but getting his ass beat at the hands of the great Redneck Messiah Adam White. I mean this Killjoy guy hasn’t even had the nerve to make a rebuttal to my last promotional video. Oh sorry you guys probably don’t know what rebuttal means, it means reply. I’ll try and keep it simple for all you jugga-ho’s out there.

You know Killjoy I am really surprised that you haven’t come out and said something like, “Who’s this dumb redneck think he is? He hasn’t been anywhere or do anything yet, how dare he insult me and think he can defeat me?” Well I’ll answer that question for you, before you even get a chance to ask it. I’ll tell you exactly who I am, I’m the GOD DA*M FUTURE OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! I’M THE REDNECK MESSIAH! I am the man that will be kicking your ass on Friday night. Sure I haven’t traveled everywhere and faced everyone in my pro wrestling career. The simple facts are that a lot of people don’t want to face me in the ring. There just like you Killjoy, there yellow. They know that when they step between those ropes and into the ring with me that they have entered an entirely new world. Sure Killjoy you may have been at this game longer then I, but where are you going to finish? If I get my way, and I normally do, you are going to be finished Friday night in the middle of the ring. But even if you do survive, you’ll move on down the line from promotion to promotion, dominating in a few I am sure. But you will never be as great as I am going to be. See it’s not where you start it’s where you finish. Killjoy when the wrestling history books are wrote, where will you be? Probably in the table of contents under the loser section. But do you know where I will be? All over the damn book. Hell the book will basically be all about me, because when I am finished with wrestling it will be completely different.

Now I know a lot of people have said stuff like this before, hell you probably have or are saying it now Killjoy. But there is one simple difference between me and everyone else that has been saying it. I am for real, and the rest are all just wanna be’s. They all wish they could be as great as the Redneck Messiah. Try as they might Killjoy they will never be as great as I am, no matter what you do. See I am the chosen one, I am the Messiah, not only of the Redneck people but of all the people in the world or wrestling… they just don’t know it yet. Just as people thought they could stop Jesus, you assume you cans top me Killjoy. Well I have news for you, nothing can stop me. You may think I am quite brash and arrogant, but I’m not. I am simply the most honest person you know. Sure many people have come down the pike laying this same claim, and I guess I could be considered another one of those guys. I may not have any proof or evidence to support my claim, all I can say is look me up in ten years and see where I am. I can tell you exactly where I will be, the top of the freaking world looking down on all the ones who doubted me, who said I would never last, the ones that stood in my way that now beg me for a ride on my coat tails. They will all be there people from Killjoy to Monoxide Child, to whoever in the hell else is there. I don’t really care who’s there because I will be at the very top, I will be king of the mountain, I will be the one standing supreme, and it all starts Friday, and it all starts with you Killjoy.

(Adam bends over and picks up the last bottle of Soda. It is a red one, so probably strawberry flavored. We then see Adam pull the bat back and with one mighty swing destroy the bottle of soda. The red liquid goes flying all over the place, even covering the camera lens. We then see a hand with a white cloth come from behind the camera and whip the lens clean. We see Adam standing there with the bat in his hands staring into the camera. )

Red splattered all over the place, how suiting. Because when we step into the ring on Friday night Killjoy, there will be a red liquid splattered all over the place. Only it wont be some cheap disgusting soda, it will be your blood. Your ugly face will be covered in a crimson mask, as you beg for the Ref to stop the match because you know that I will not end it until I am ready. That I will not be the one to show you mercy. Killjoy if you truly value your health or your well being, the best thing you could do is not show up. I guess we will see if you are a smart or unintelligent man, if you have more guts than brains, if you are a man who values his reputation over his health. Friday is a day of reckoning for many folks, a day where we find out what certain men are made out of. It will be the day your character is judged, and the day that I show the UCWF and the world that it is time for the era of the redneck messiah to begin. Friday is a big night Killjoy, not just for me and you because of out match, but for the entire world because of out match. It will be the match that changes the face of the wrestling industry forever. Not because it will be some epic encounter, but because it will be the first match and you will be the first victim in the new era.

You know a lot of people say it’s not rather you win or lose that counts, it’s the way you play the game. Well most of those people where freaking losers Killjoy, they where probably jugga-ho’s. Vince Lombardi said it best, with “Winning isn’t the only thing….it’s the only thing”. I don’t think I have ever heard a more true statement in all of my life. I have lived my life by that statement for as long as I can remember. From pee-wee wrestling, to middle school sports, to football and wrestling in high school, to college wrestling, and now in the world of pro wrestling. Sure I have tasted defeat before Killjoy but it has been a long time, a very long time my friend. As a matter of a fact I have never lost a professional wrestling match Killjoy. I know you may think you are the one person who can come along and knock me off my pedestal, but your wrong. I’ve been studying films of UCWF for months before I came here, and I continue to study them. Not just films of you or people in this International title tournament, but of everyone in UCWF. And to be perfectly honest I don’t see a single person in UCWF that can even come close to me. Not you, not Cody Zahn, Nathan Creed, Monoxide Child. None of these punks are suitable to lace up my boots. I know a bunch of you may beg to differ, but I guess we will just have to wait and see what happens. Who know I could just be talking out my ass, I could just be trying to fool everyone into thinking I am tough, I could be so consumed with fear of facing anyone in UCWF that I am just trying to talk myself up. Or maybe I am speaking the truth and warning everyone out there of what is still to come. I guess we will all find out on Friday night just what exactly it is I am made of. And honestly I don’t think anyone will be disappointed.

(At the end of the ally way we see a black, Hummer limo pull up. Adam see’s the limo, and he tosses the bat down leaving it lay in the ally. Adam turns his back to the camera and begins to walk toward the limo. Adam opens the limo door, but stops before he gets in. Adam slowly turns to face the camera once more.)

You know, I just cant leave like this. I know that a bunch of people are going to be doubting me.

(Suddenly a voice from plays over an intercom in the Hummer.)

Voice: Hey Boss, Killjoy just cut some big promo on you at the house show, there getting ready to replay it.

Well folks if you’ll excuse me for just one moment, I have to go listen to this idiot speak his piece. I guess he’s not to dumb to reply, just a slow one.

(Adam hopes into the hummer and shuts the door, to watch Killjoy’s promo. While we wait we cut to commercial *insert commercial here yo…* Finally the camera comes back from commercial and we are still staring at the door. The door opens and Adam White steps out, shutting the door of the hummer behind him. He then leans back against the Hummer, he crosses his arms and licks his lips.)

JESUS, MARY & JOESPH, WHAT HAVE IT GOT MYSELF INTO?! Killjoy is a ten year veteran, he has all the answers. He laughs at pain people, he laughs at it. He knows every counter, to every counter. Folks I really don’t know what I got myself into, I am so afraid now. I mean when he beat up those two sh*theads at the house show, I literally almost crapped my pants. I’m sorry but after seeing Killjoy, I must resign from UCWF, and go hide in a spider hole. HAHAHAHA!!! No seriously Killjoy you are nothing but a joke man. I mean seriously come on. Do you think you intimidated me in the least? Man you are nothing more then a washed up joke. That’s just another fact I will prove come Friday night. I wondered why it was taking you so long to speak, I guess I know why know. It must have taken you days with your team of dyslexic writers to make up that crap that you where saying.

Ok first off you mentioned how I was talking about my past. You tried to run me into the ground saying that I am living off my past and that no one cares about it. Well frankly Killjoy I wasn’t out to please you or anyone else, I was there to tell people about myself. I gave you the gist of my background, and my abilities and achievements. I figured this is stuff you would like to know, since you claimed to know so much about me after research. You claim you researched my past with the UCWF offices to check on my past records. Then you said that I was a liar that no one can be where I have been and be undefeated. Well if your dumbass would pay attention I told you the only promotion I have worked for was XXX Pro Wrestling. And if you checked a little deeper you will notice that I was undefeated there, I walked out as the world champion. So I guess you proved my stupidity theory for me, thanks Killjoy. Or should I call you Mr. Killjoy the man that’s been around wrestling for a damn decade. I never said you where a rookie either dipsh*t. For someone with so much knowledge you really don’t know what the hell you are talking about most of the time do you?

But I forgot, your number one. You’re the main man, you are the f**king savior of UCWF and the world of pro wrestling. I swear Killjoy I’m really going to enjoy kicking your damn teeth down your throat. I mean you talk about making money at wrestling to provide a future for your golden years and for your children. Well dude, your not going to have any golden years, cause Friday night is going to be your last night walking the planet earth. I’m not saying I am going to kill you, naa that would be wrong. I am going to make you a friggen vegetable, where you just lay in a bed all damn day, and cant move, think, or control your bodily functions. I’m sure your kids, if you have any would really care. They’ll probably thank me for riding of there loser father. I mean seriously if you have kids I would love to see there mother, I’d like to see what kind of woman would sleep with a piece of trash like you. She must look like Bertha May Harris the 415lb trailer park attendant that lived down the road from our house.

Then Killjoy you seriously said the most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my entire life. You said that you laugh at pain. That every time I punk you, slam you, or kick you that you will be laughing. Ok, I am so damn sure that is true man. I mean I’m not saying you are going to be crying your eyes out like a bi*ch after one good shot to the jaw. But to stand there and claim that you have such a high thresh hold for pain, that you will be laughing as I lay a beating of a lifetime on you. Do you think this makes you sound like a badass? Cause all it really does is make you sound like dumbass. Even Jesus cried when he was in pain, so how can someone like our savior, Jesus Christ feel pain, but some dipsh*t like yourself doesn’t feel pain? I really want to hear your answer to this one man. Please don’t waste anytime on answering this one, I mean you’ve already made yourself look like a huge idiot, how can it get any worse?

But wait, I forgot how afraid of you I am, due to my speaking first. I mean yeah that’s the way it is the person who strikes first is normally the one who is afraid. Like when I walk right up to someone and punch them in the face, it’s because I am afraid they are going to beat me up. I mean honestly Killjoy the crap that comes out of your mouth never makes and sense. You wait in the darkness for me to speak first, so you and your team of dyslexic writers can come up with a reply. I mean it took you days, nights, hours to come up with that promo you cut, and that was the best you could do. I mean does UCWF not give its employees intelligence test. If they did I would probably be the only person on the roster besides Kevdogg. But according to you Killjoy I wont be around after our match. I mean you are going to chop me down for crying out loud. That may have been the only thing you said that made any freaking sense, and honestly it didn’t make much sense at all. If you think you can chop this tree down, then just bring it on man. I mean I don’t know what is running threw your mind, and I’m man enough to admit it. But then again who knows what is running through the head of a moron like you.

Now finally Killjoy you said that you would not be my stepping stone. That I was nothing so that I could not be a stepping stone. You said that we where both new in UCWF and had to start from the bottom, but yet in the same promo you challenged the current world champion to a match. JESUES H. CHRIST SON! Why don’t you contradict yourself just a little bit more? If you really have been around for ten years, you must have gotten the crap kicked out of you night in, and night out. I mean how else could you be so damn stupid? Well Killjoy if you can lay down demands, and challenge the world champion, then I can lay down a demand as well. I here by demand that the UCWF front office make you take a cat scan before our match. I mean I would feel kinda bad about beating the sh*t out of someone who is legally restarted, which you seem to be. Killjoy you have done two things with your promo. One you have pissed me off, and two you have convinced me that you are the biggest idiot I have ever seen in my entire life. No I wont be your stepping stone, even if you do get lucky and beat me, I’m just the new kid on the block. But you are a supposed ten year veteran who has beat all the big names. So when I drop your ass in the middle of that ring, and pin you one, two, three you will be a stepping stone. Killjoy when all the damn talking is over, it will be you and me standing in the middle of the ring. The winner will advance and the loser will be left laying in the middle of the ring. Because frankly you are going to have to kill me to beat me, which I know you wont. And I know that when I beat your ass down, I will leave you laying there in the middle of the ring. Like it or not, it’s your future…THE MESSIAH HAS SPOKEN!!!

(Adam turns and opens the door to his hummer, as he gets in and shuts the door behind him, the camera slowly fades out.)

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