 Federation: UCF/RWW Singles Record: 1-0 Tag Team Record: 0-0 Championship Status: UCF World Champion Affiliation: Heel ***Did you catch Lancelot's last promotion? Well, I did, but I'm the narrator...so it's not like I could miss one even if I wanted to. But I don't want to...so don't misunderstand me. I love watching everything Lancelot does in ring and out, it's a real treat for me, as I'm sure it is for each and every one of you. Well, just in case you've been under a rock for the last few days, Lancelot's been placed in a 10-man battle royal against some of the mid-card trash RWW has to offer, where the winner gets a shot at the IC title next Monday night. Now, when we last left Lancelot, he was backstage at a television studio getting ready for an appearance on the Today Show. The show was set for stage 23, but Lancelot has wandered on stage 32 by mistake. If you don't mind, let's take a look at what happens once he gets there.*** ***The scene is the same as the last segment. Lancelot has just made a wrong turn and is heading onto stage 32. One of the stage hands sees him coming and rushes to his side.*** [Stage Hand] - Where in the world have you been? They're waiting for you on stage! Go over there and sit with those other two guys. [Lancelot] - How dare you talk to me this way? I am not a bit late and I demand an apology for your rudeness. [Stage Hand] - Sorry! Now get over there with the other two. ***Lancelot, still upset at the man's comments, walks over to where two other people are sitting. The audience is out in front of them and there is a wall in between those three and a girl on the other side. A sign above the girl's head says, "The Dating Game", but Lancelot is unaware as he cannot see her.*** [Lancelot] - Ok Lancelot, all you need to remember is the answers to the questions. Whatever you do, don't listen to what they say because it will only make you nervous. You are the grandest wrestler there hath ever been, do not let them see how nervous you are on camera. ***Just then, music hits across the place and the audience begins to cheer. A man comes over the music and begins to announce what's going on.*** [Voice] - Hello, and welcome to another episode of..."The Dating Game"!! Today, these three bachelors will duke it out for the hand of our lovely maiden. And now..the star of our show...Jay Peterson!! ***The crowd cheers as Jay Peterson comes from behind the curtain and runs over to his lecturn. The audience grows silent as he begins to speak. All the while, Lancelot has been talking ot himself in the third chair...not paying attention to anything going on in the show.*** [Jay] - Hello everyone, and welcome to today's episode of..."The Dating Game". Today, as always we have a lovely young lady, Jody, who's job will be to pick out her man from the three bachelors on the other side of the wall. So, let's play..."The Dating Game"!! Jody, you may begin asking questions whenever you feel like it. [Jody] - Bachelor #1, what is your idea of the perfect date? [Bachelor #1] - My idea of the perfect date is dinner at a fancy French restaurant followed by a walk on the beach. [Jody] - Ooooh...sounds intriguing. Bachelor #2, same question? [Bachelor #2] - I'd take you to dinner and then to a movie. Then we'd go back to my place for some Marvin Gaye and well...you know! [Jody] - Eeeasssy Cheetah! Bachelor #3, same question. ***Lancelot just sits there for a minute without saying a word. Then, Bachelor #2 nudges him with his elbow.*** [Bachelor #2] - Hey dude, she's asking you a question! ***Lancelot reaches into his side pocket and pulls out a piece of paper. On it, he reads question #1 that was to be asked by the Today Show people, "Will you please tell us about this upcoming 10-man battle royal this Friday?"*** [Lancelot] - Ahhh...yes! Well, I would like to start off by thanking you for allowing me to come here. It has been a great honor and everyone behind the scenes has been splendid to me, especially this British lad, what class and dignity he showed. In any event, I believe that I am the greatest there ever was, and just the thought of a night like I will have Friday gets the blood running through my veins. The company has given me a great shot and I am not about to blow it. So believe me, Friday night will be a night of complete and total annihilation and destruction. How fun it will be to romp someone. I have not completely dominated a single opponent in such a long while, let alone nine others. [Jody] - Nine others? Kinky are we? Hmmm...I like that in a guy! Bachelor #1, if you were a piece of food, what would it be? [Bachelor #1] - I'd be a banana because it's long, smooth, and easy to take on. [Jody] - Mmmmmm...Bachelor #2? [Bachelor #2] - I would be a steak, because I'm big, juicy...and I like to be covered with A-1 Steak sauce! [Jody] - #3? [Lancelot] - Ahh..me again? Well, hold on just one moment. ***He looks back down at the paper and reads what they were supposed to ask him for question #2, "Sum up in one word Stupac...and give me a reason for why you said it."*** [Lancelot] - Hmmm...that is a very interesting question. If I have but one word to say, it would be chicken. My reasoning for this is simple. Chickens are yellow, they whine about absolutely everything that happens around them, and they like to peck at things that do not belong to them. They also can do nothing but run around in a pen and are therefore helpless for themselves. [Jody] - Ummm...ok! [Jay] - Well Jody, my producer is telling me we're out of time. So now you must choose. Will it be...Bachelor #1, #2, or #3? [Jody] - Well Jay, to be perfectly honest. All three of them are great. They all seem to have a lot of fun and all seem right up my alley. But one of them stuck out in my mind, and really made a great impression. So, I'm picking Bachelor #3! [Jay] - Bachelor #3, come on out! ***The wall retracts between the contestants and the music begins to play. Balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling and Lancelot doesn't know what's going on. Bachelor #2 nudges him to get up and go over there, which he reluctantly does. There, Jody jumps on him and plants a huge kiss right on his lips. Lancelot backs away, looks at her, and jumps on her for more. He then realizes he is on television and quickly retracts to see Jay about to barrel over with laughter. Lancelot is furious and walks over to where Jay is standing. Jay continues to laugh as he points to Lancelot...who then proceeds to super kick Jay right in the chin. Jody looks shocked, then a little excited about it. Lancelot walks back to her and sticks his arm out as she takes it. The two walk off stage as the camera fades to black and security come to check on the condition of Jay Peterson.*** 
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