"Livin' In The Fridge" There's somethin' weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive

And Livin' in the Fridge, livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the Fridge, livin' in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair
It's been there since July
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I!

It's Livin' in the Fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the Fridge
(Can't tell what it is at all)
Livin' in the Fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the Fridge

Tell me, do you think it can be carbon-dated
Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of your home cookin'
Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen
It always happens my friend
Again and again and again and again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak
We, maybe I should take another peek

Aaaaaagh!

Livin' in the Fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the Fridge
(Can't tell what it is at all)
Livin' in the Fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growin')
Livin' in the Fridge
Livin' in the Fridge
(Don't know what it is
Don't know what it is)
Livin' in the Fridge
(Don't know what it is
Don't know what it is)
Livin' in the Fridge
(Don't know what it is at all)
Livin' in the Fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah