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Welcome to my little home on the web. How you found your way here and whatever name you may know me by doesn't really matter, all that matters is that you've put a hit on my counter, and you wanna know more about me! So please continue upon your merry way!

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Here is the place where I talk about what a great guy I am and how I plan on changing the world when I grow up, but I'm not going to do that. You people don't want to read boring shit, you want to be entertained! Besides, this isn't the Miss America contest, although I'm not afraid of telling you how hot I look in one of those little summer dresses!

Anyhow, my full name is, well, uh...for security purposes I can't tell you. Still haven't cleared up that shit with the FBI yet. You may, however look at some pics of me and my friends. You can even gaze upon a picture of me and my baby!Anyhow, I live in the small hamlet of Farmington, near what I refer to as the "armpit of West Virginia" AKA Fairmont. It ain't a bad place to live mind you, but there just ain't no jobs around here anymore. If you were wondering, Fairmont is about 20 miles southwest of Morgantown, West Virginia (which is where WVU is located.)

Not personal enough? Well here's some personal type stuff! I'm 24 years old, a drinker, a smoker, and a reformed midnight toker. I like to fish, but I hate to hunt. I like Garth Brooks, but I hate country muzak. I'm a Gemini, but I'm not duplicitous(big word, eh). I constantly contradict myself, but not really. I am on the ten year plan in college and I work for a Laboratory(not as a test subject!). Extremely prestigious life, eh? I also freelance for the college newspaper, known simply as The Columns.Well, when I am in college! What am I thinking of educationing about you ask? Graphics Technology. What is that? Well I'm not really sure yet considering that I just recently switched majors but when I do find out you'll be the first to know!! Maybe I'll make some money at it, maybe I'll end up living under a bridge, who knows!!

And finally I'd like to personally thank those wonderful people at angelfire who made this homepage possible and for expanding the amount of memory made available.

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Last Updated on Wednesday, July 20 1999!
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