"Click me!"

[1] Please click the mildly amusing picture above.
[2] If, after clicking upon this mildly amusing picture, you see nothing, please proceed to step 3. Otherwise, proceed to step 4.
[2.5] This is not step 3. This is step 2.5, and is only meant to affirm the fact that some people....... (see step 9).
[3] You have clicked the mildly amusing picture above and see nothing. The reason is that your browser sucks and so does your mom. Please see step 7.002.
[4] Why are you reading this? You should have already clicked the mildy amusing picture above and be gleefully wandering around my website! Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars. But see step 6 for more insults.
[5] This step intentionally left blank.
[6] Loser. Goober. Word to your mom. Jerkface. Non-cool person. American. You look like a backstreet boy.
[7] Insert somthing witty here.
[7.001] Please turn up your volume and click on this fun little link.
[7.002] Go tell your mommy and/or daddy and/or computer service technician that you are woefully out of date with technology and that you are volunteering you and your entire family for slave labour in Ruwanda.
[8] We're almost at step 9!
[9] ...... to affirm the fact that you read every step in between didn't you?