I was born on August 14, 1984 at a small hospital in WV. My friend Heather says that was the day when hell froze over. I don't know why she says that though, I am a pretty pleasant person most of the time. I lead a simple life, I have one dog and I have five brothers, none of them are the result of inbreeding (this is West Virginia) but they act like it. I go to a private school where the only thing they care about are sports and their reputation, your typical private school. I am on the basketball team but I really suck, I just need the credits so I don't have to take PE. I dabble in acting and I am in the chorus.

My personality varies but I am usually pretty sarcastic and cynical. I hate all the boy bands, I don't watch Dawson's Creek (in fact, I despise that load of crap), and I am not a cheerleader.

Here's my basketball picture from last year:

Take note of my scarred up knees, dirty running shoes and rumpled jersey.

Very few people know me, I am not quiet, I just hate to talk. Yep, that's me.

This picture scares my friends. They say it doesn't look like me.