Welcome to the disclaimer, that's right the disclaimer (catch that reference and give yourself a cookie).
I'm just here to remind you people (who are probably pissed and ready to sue) that this site expresses ONLY our opinions on the covered material. All material reviewed is copyrighted by their individual companies, so it's not our fault that they suck. We do, however, accept flames and hate mail. Not only that, if we ever start getting any we'll be sure to post the rudest, crudest, meanest ones we get for your continued amusement.
For example, I don't like the Backstreet Boys or Pokèmon cartoons. While saying either of these in public will no doubt get me lynched, I am willing to say them here and there's nothing YOU can do about it.
We are covered for 113+ acts of violence/embarasment/insult/mental damage/etc. (if you don't believe me COUNT THEM, I did.....man I need to get a life)
We are also not responsible for any harm that comes to your person while reading this page. This includes but is not limited to car accidents, falling rocks, volcanoes, earthquakes, animal bites, electrical shock, heart attacks, liver infections, broken bones, concusions, momentary insanity, acts of greater beings which includes but is not limited to lightning bolts, possession, holy judgement, hell's judgement, righteous retribution, or hostile takeover by Comunist countries. We are not responsible for assault by rabid Backstreet Boys fans, pulled muscles, sprained muscles, pulled tendons, falls, trips, stubbed toes, explosions, brain damage caused by watching Sailor Moon, severe burns, decapitation, failure of parachute to open, hot coffee, excessive noise, eye strain, or deseases which includes but is not limited to the polio virus, smallpox, strep throat, chicken pox, AIDS, stomach cancer, lung cancer, brain cancer, hepititus a, b, c or d as well as hand foot and mouth desease. We are not responsible for harm by projectiles, with includes but is not limited to arrows, bullets, buckshot, spears, computer monitors, rocks, desks, birds, cannonballs, knives, forks, spoons, ice cream scoops, pizza cutters, beanie babies, rejected Sailor Moon figures given as gifts, hamsters, dogs, cats, pro wrestlers, books, computer mice, cd cases, sewing machines, digital pets, psx controllers, snes controlers, N64 controllers, nes controllers, pc controllers, pencils, tables, walkmans, hockey sticks, hockey pucks, barbie cars, sewing pins, chef's knives, irons, anvils coffee pots, trophies, or chairs.
We are not responsible for any of the following happening to you:
It should also be noted that 99.99999999999% of the stuff I/we/whoever say on the page is SARCASTIC, let me spell it out for those of you who didn't catch it the first time. S-A-R-C-A-S-T-I-C. Got it? One more time. S-A-R-C-A-S-T-I-C. There we go.
Oh yeah, and don't run with scissors, you'll put your eye out.
Allen: I feel that it is neccessary to say that with the addition of the song parodies section that we don't mean any harm in changing your song. It's meant to be funny and if you have a problem with it please email me so I can take it off. All songs are property to the bands and their producers. DON'T SUE US!!!!
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