More proof if the sequal doesn't suck the next one or two will

This Column done by Allen Faulhaber

The story goes, Mr. Freeze is looking for diamonds to make a freezing ray that will FREEZE THE WORLD!!! .... did I go overboard, I can never tell (catch the reference and you watch to much batman). Batman and Robin chase him around and get in fights over poison Ivy a villan type person who has some odd ass powers thanks to being exposed to lots and lots of chemicals. Mr. Freeze gets mad when Batman supposedly unplugs his wifes cryo chamber which is keeping her alive when Batman saved her because Poison Ivy unplugged her to control Freeze and piss him off at Batman. Batman and Robin win with teh help of Alfred's niece (or something like that) also known as Batgirl. Batman gets the cure to Alfred's desease from Freeze (oh yeah Alfred has a rare and deadly disease) and promises that Freeze can continue the work to save his wife in a special cell in prison or something like that.

The characters are, Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Alfred, Mr. Freeze, Bane and Poison Ivy. If you don't know Batman, Robin and Alfred you have my pity. Batgirl is someone new they put in. She's young and Alfred's niece or something like that. Mr. Freeze is a scientist who wants to cure his sick wife who is frozen in a cryo tube. Poison Ivy is some freak who was exposed to way to many chimicals. Bane is a big dumb idiot who follows around poison ivy.

One of the dumb ideas behind this movie is Poison Ivy. Poison Ivy was exposed to the chimicals used to make venom and venom and she became some beautiful, poisonous, freak who has control of plants. Bane was exposed to venom and becam the world's strongest man but became so dumb he lost the ability to speak. That's some major inconsistancy there.

The special effects was the best thing about the movie. While the idea behind of some one them were kind of stupid like the plants moving, it was good. The thing is everything froze in the stupidest way possible. It also was fake looking but oh well.

I may be reading into this but if all the diamonds used in Mr. Freeze's suit did was enhance the lasers why did he have to keep putting in more? if it was just enhancing them it's not like the diamonds are being destroyed.... I can see why he'd need the really big ones for his thing that would freeze the world but not have to keep getting small ones

Originality..... fourth movie..... comic book that is still running...... cartoon series..... cartoon movies...... yep it's the epiphany of originality {/sarcasm}

The acting wasn't very good. The guy who played Batman was pretty good along with the guy who played alfred but the rest of it wasn't to great. Oh yeah Bane was to but all he did was grunt

area plusses minuses score
story Parts of it had good ideas behind them can't say the rest of it did 0/20
Characters ummmmm..... Batman was pretty cool Poison Ivy, Mr. Freeze and Bane.... oh yeah Batgirl was pretty pointless to -20/20
originality I can't say it's original in anyway because Batman is been going on a long time even if it is pretty good most of the time -10/20
special effects They were real good When things aren't freezing 15/20
acting uhhh... it sucked -10/20
The almighty total score is... -25/100
Gratuoitous Imagery

If people didn't die when I kissed them I wouldn't have to settle for plants

How come you got all the brains?

By destroying this I shall rule the movie!

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