Welcome to Sick Sad World

Name: Allen
Age:I'm only twee and a half years old
height:1/2''
weight:1 million lbs.
hair color:neon pink
eye color:bright red
Martial Status: Married and looking... isn't everyone???
sexual preference:I'm a trysexual... I'll do anything that moves
job:I RUN MCDONALD'S.... in my dreams....
What I think of Ross:evil bastard
What I think of exmember Brian:I don't know what to say
what I think of exmember Nick:Nick smokes pot
My outlook on life:Life's cool man.... it's like.... wooooooaaaaahhh..... my hands.... they're so cool... they can touch everything but themselves.... wooooooaaaahhhh....
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