*~QUOTES~*
Here are some quotes I have with my friends:
I’m terrible Mr. Holland, terrible. - Mr. Holland's Opus
Idiots, idiots, all idiots! Everybody out of the pool! - Me (talking about some people online)
Helen, release the iguanas! - David Letterman (Top 10 Countdown on New Year's)
I’m nutt nutt for putt putt! - from an online survey
I’m a putt putt slut slut ! ! ! - Me (in reply to the online survey)
Oh Dear! - Me, Kari, Jeanette, Isaac...
Ay, the durty-nudey dontcha know! - various accents put together in Atlanta
Here are quotes and such that I like/find amusing:
Heal the past live the present dream the future.
"I'm not performing for the classical crowd or the Britney crowd," says Groban. "I'm performing for people who like all different kinds of music." - Josh Groban
Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything. - Willy Wonka
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."- Fight Club
Dead Poets Society -- Mr. Keating: We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble pursuits necessary to sustain life but poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for.
"Girls are always impressed when I tell them... that I used to work at Disney World." -- Kevin Richardson
Who is Chris Kattan? "I guess he's this kind of physical comedian," Kattan answers with a serious tone. "He's fearless. And in order to be fearless, he's vulnerable and will probably get in a horrible accident real soon." He laughs. "This is the scariest thing I think I've ever said."
“La vie en rose... tis the french way of saying “I am looking at life through rose-colored glasses,” and it says everything I feel. -- Audrey Hepburn in "Sabrina"
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Maybe marriage is in the future for us. I mean, you never know. I like you, you guys like me..." -- Josh Groban (talking to his fans)
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Willy Wonka
HARRY: (on Sally's answering machine) The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe that (a) You're not home, (b) You're home but you don't want to talk to me, or (c) You're home, desperately want to talk to me, but you're trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please give me a call. -- From "When Harry Met Sally"
Kattan has a kernel of an idea for a movie. “I think in the back of my head 'God, what if it was like 'Gremlins' but Peepers?'" he confides.
"Pajamas!" --Audrey Hepburn in "Roman Holiday"
That's Vita-meata-vegamin. --Lucy
"Don't cry because it's over... smile because it happened."
“You always bring in the best shhhhhtuff...” --Josh Groban (almost slipping!)
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
“I’ll have what she’s having.” -- When Harry Met Sally
Chris Kattan -- I stop at the newstand on Laurel Canyon Blvd. to pick up the trades. It's a tossup between "Variety" and "The Hollywood Reporter". I opt for "Variety", since it has a bigger picture of Annie Potts and therefore it must be important.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. --Audrey Hepburn
We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it. - Willy Wonka
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. --Audrey Hepburn
Moon River, wider than a mile:
Mango’s Rules of Love