*~QUOTES~*

Here are some quotes I have with my friends:

I’m terrible Mr. Holland, terrible. - Mr. Holland's Opus

Idiots, idiots, all idiots! Everybody out of the pool! - Me (talking about some people online)

Helen, release the iguanas! - David Letterman (Top 10 Countdown on New Year's)

I’m nutt nutt for putt putt! - from an online survey

I’m a putt putt slut slut ! ! ! - Me (in reply to the online survey)

Oh Dear! - Me, Kari, Jeanette, Isaac...

Ay, the durty-nudey dontcha know! - various accents put together in Atlanta

Here are quotes and such that I like/find amusing:

Heal the past live the present dream the future.

"I'm not performing for the classical crowd or the Britney crowd," says Groban. "I'm performing for people who like all different kinds of music." - Josh Groban

Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything. - Willy Wonka

SALLY: (explaining the reason why she and her former boyfriend broke-up) Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous, and I had these days of the week underpants.

HARRY: (makes the sound of a game show buzzer) Ehhhh! I'm sorry. I need the judges ruling on this. "Days of the weeks underpants"?

SALLY: Yes. They had the days of the week on them, and I thought they were sort of funny. And then one day Sheldon says to me, "You never wear Sunday." It was all suspicious. Where was Sunday? Where had I left Sunday? And I told him...and he didn't believe me.

HARRY: What?

SALLY: They don't make Sunday.

HARRY: Why not?

SALLY: Because of God.

- From "When Harry Met Sally"

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."- Fight Club

Dead Poets Society -- Mr. Keating: We don't read and write poetry because its cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is full of passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble pursuits necessary to sustain life but poetry, beauty, romance, love. These are what we stay alive for.

"Girls are always impressed when I tell them... that I used to work at Disney World." -- Kevin Richardson

Who is Chris Kattan? "I guess he's this kind of physical comedian," Kattan answers with a serious tone. "He's fearless. And in order to be fearless, he's vulnerable and will probably get in a horrible accident real soon." He laughs. "This is the scariest thing I think I've ever said."

“La vie en rose... tis the french way of saying “I am looking at life through rose-colored glasses,” and it says everything I feel. -- Audrey Hepburn in "Sabrina"

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Maybe marriage is in the future for us. I mean, you never know. I like you, you guys like me..." -- Josh Groban (talking to his fans)

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Willy Wonka

HARRY: (on Sally's answering machine) The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe that (a) You're not home, (b) You're home but you don't want to talk to me, or (c) You're home, desperately want to talk to me, but you're trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please give me a call. -- From "When Harry Met Sally"

Kattan has a kernel of an idea for a movie. “I think in the back of my head 'God, what if it was like 'Gremlins' but Peepers?'" he confides.

"Pajamas!" --Audrey Hepburn in "Roman Holiday"

That's Vita-meata-vegamin. --Lucy

"Don't cry because it's over... smile because it happened."

“You always bring in the best shhhhhtuff...” --Josh Groban (almost slipping!)

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

“I’ll have what she’s having.” -- When Harry Met Sally

Chris Kattan -- I stop at the newstand on Laurel Canyon Blvd. to pick up the trades. It's a tossup between "Variety" and "The Hollywood Reporter". I opt for "Variety", since it has a bigger picture of Annie Potts and therefore it must be important.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. --Audrey Hepburn

We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it. - Willy Wonka

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. --Audrey Hepburn

Moon River, wider than a mile:

I'm crossin' you in style someday.
Oh dreammaker, you heartbreaker,
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin'your way.
Two drifters, off to see the world.
There's such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbow's end,
Waitin' round the bend,
My huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.
-- Moon River from "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

Mango’s Rules of Love

1. When your special someone asks you if you love him, say "No," then "Yes," wait a couple seconds then say "No" again.
2. When going out on the town when it's cold, wear only pink gloves, pink scarf and matching pink hat and say, "I hate this weather-why is it so cold?"
3. Whether hiking, skiing, driving or just plain shopping, always wear your gold shorts.
4. Say you do cardiofunk every morning to your favorite CD, Mariah Carey's Butterfly.
5. Say your gold shorts are Versace when you really got them at the local Rite Aid drugstore in the post-Halloween sale bin.
6. When needing attention, bend over, grab your ankle, look back and say, "Please help me, I think I hurt myself.... Dim the lights."
7. Say your best friends are Leonardo DiCaprio, a Backstreet Boy and anyone from 'N Sync.
8. Say you were originally cast as the lead in "Boys Don't Cry" till that Hilary Swank chick stole it from you.
9. When dining out, if for some reason Liz Taylor's White Diamonds perfume isn't appropriate, resort to the classic, Charlie.
10. When in doubt, slap your butt.

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