Cow Nippling is illegal, or atleast taboo, but this calf is free to feed from it's mother.
I'm a Cow Nippler and I need help: First off, you're a human being. We are not what we do. We are not our occupations or our hobbies. If so, I would have a very low self-esteem. That being said, it might be safe to assume you could be the same. I'll just assume you are. Okay. So, let me break it down for you, fellow Cow Nippler. Where are you from? You must remember, Tennessee, West Virginia (MOTHERLAND), Kentucky and Ohio executed a ban-lift back in their day. Do you fall into that category? That should ease some tension.
I live in a ban-lift state, I still feel like a nasty cow molester! Get some friends to agree with your actions. Maybe you can turn one of your comrads into a willing nippler. It happens. An individual is nippling away at Bertha and then, ouch, your best friend walks right in during the near-end. What do you do? Be casual. Calm. Cool. Collective. Invite him over, gesturing that he can sit on the bale of hay next to you. If he does, offer him a nipple. You should feel better knowing that someone else is willing to watch and learn from you, and even participate.
What kinds of things can me and my friend do? Try interchanging nipples. Don't be a hog. Feed your friend from your own kung-fu gripped nipple, and let him do the same. Be playful. Squirt some on your friends face. Don't be unfair. Let him too.
Missing Cow Nipplers
These children have been reported missing and we're here to help. The problem with our world now is they don't seem to distinguish between an adult problem, and a child's. When a young child is cow nippling we shouldn't be so quick to judge and punish. Children are impressionable, curious, and innocent in mind. However, during the Eve of Unrest, a period of cow nippler holocaust, children were among those slaughtered. Those slaughtered can never be recovered, but we can help those that still have a fighting chance. Some may be runaways, too confused by their parents anger to think clearly (causing them to flee home). Others could have been kidnapped by Cow Nipple Pedophiles, which are those individuals who enjoy watching nippling children. Anyway, save these kids.
This is Juliett and Brian. Please help us find them. They are suspected of fleeing to the southern Mississippi area last March of 2003. We've combined all known information, put it together and reports conclude: They like cowboy-ware. One likes stars. And one picture isn't actually a photograph at all, but a painting.
Pronounced Dead
All searches for Jamie Gibson have come to a close. This young Cow Nippler was found dead outside a barn in Wisconsin. Formerly in child care after an encounter with a crazed and confused cow nippling pedophile, (see picture for giveaway to that fact.)he was released to the custody of his grandparents. After missing for more than 2 weeks police have closed the case. Jamie Gibson died of excessive lactose poisoning. He was 8.
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