"Hey Sable, mine are real!" (ARROW POINTING DOWN)
MY ARMS ARE TIRED"
"Kane: The Big Red Machine is running on fake Diesel Power "
"Next on Jerry Springer..The Entire WWF Roster!"
"Merry Christmas Godfather...Ho..Ho..Ho.. "
"This is Tuesday(Held up on WCW Saturday Night)"
"Hey Mom, Pick me up I'm too drunk to drive!! "
"N ash W as O z "
"Other Channel Jackass!(Held up at Nitro) "
"Hogan Made wrestling... Boring"
"Owen Hart the Christmas Poo"
"I wish I was at RAW"- seen during Nitro
"Shut up and wrestle"
"Mark"- with arrows pointing in every direction
"IGNORE ME"
"WE ARE MARKS"
"I'M IN THE FRONT ROW AND YOU'RE NOT"
"Barry Darsow repoed my car!"
"Chavo is the poster boy for ritalin"
"Owen Hart looks like a road sign"
"SATURN CAN BE FOUND NEAR URANUS"
"RAGEDY ROWDY PIPER"
"FLAIR OWES JESUS $20"
D.D.P. HAS NO G.E.D."
"WE GOT IN THROUGHT THE AIR VENTS"
"HOW THE HELL DID I GET IN HERE?"
"WE WANT BETTER SEATS"
"WHERE'S WALDO?"
"House Shows=Ratings"
"I kicked Jason Sensation's ass at school today!"
"I'm gonna hop the railing!"
"Austin needs a push"
"I own the Rock's cook book"
"Disco Fever Mid Card 4 Life"
"Vince Fears Talent"
"Bomb Atlanta Again"
"I'll sell my first born son for better seats"
"Ultimate What?"
"The Warrior Is Batman"
"Warrior Makes Up Words"
"Warrior, Forget Your Lines Again?"
"Shut Up Tony!"
"SIT DOWN"
"He's fallen and they won't let him get up"
"Stolen sign"
"I snuck in here"
"TYSON THWEE THIXTEEN"
"Put the Wolfpack to Sleep"
"Fit Finley a champion? God have mercy on wcw"
"Hey wait a second this isn't RAW!!!"
"PLEASE RETIRE"
"GOLDBERG: I CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH!!!"
"Oh my God! They Killed The Spanish Commentators!"
"I don't know where WALDO is.... But BALD-O is in the ring!" (Hogan)"
"Who's next? Who's Goldberg?"
"I want my mommy"
"The guy behind me can't see"
"Hey! This isn't live! It's prerecorded!"
"GODFATHER=the people's pimp"
"GIANT IS THE REAL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP"
"Battle of the noses: Triple h vs Owen Hart"
"Leno 1-0 who's next?"
"Who's next? who cares"
"Cartman is the Buff Daddy"
"WCW Monday Nyquil, may cause drowsiness"
"Owen is an N-U-double G-E-T"
"C'mon, he deserves a push....off a ROOFTOP!"
"Wolfpac has fleas!"
"We've been drinking since 3:16"
"I have more signs than Lodi"
"Wrestling is neato"
"Why all the signs?"
"I didn't pay for this"
"Chavo had one pixy stick too many"
"Row E Will Wrestle For Beer"
"Trailer Trash from lot 3:16"
"Disco is my idol"
"We came to see Disco dance"
"Lodi Stole my signs"
"Nitro just ran out of fuel"
"Sting is an evil mime"
"Attention Kmart Shoppers-- SUCK IT!!!"
"LODI STOLE MY SIGN"
"Piper fears pants"
"Goldberg fears competition"
"Jerry Lawler - King Nothing"
"I hitch-hiked for this match?"
"WWF-more silicon than the valley!"
"Chyna, You're The Man!"
"Who booked this crap?" HHH on the ramp
"I'd rather be watching HeAT!" sign we held up at Souled Out
