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Role Call!
Triple H-The Crock.
X-Pac-Mizark Henry.
Road Dog-B-Lo.
Billy Gunn-Gunnfather.
Jason Sensation-Owen Fart.
Gunnfather:"Pimps up, Hoes Down, WEEESSSSSSSTTTTTSSSIIIDEEEE!!!!!"
The Crock:"Ya know the Crock just came from the bathroom, and wooo, you should of smelled what the Crock was cookin. I ain't thinkin', you shoulda smelled what the Crock was bakin'."
B-Lo:"The Rock was baking, brotha it was bacon!!"(Goes to top rope and shakes head)
The Crock: (Does a Peoples Elbow imitation) "As a matter of fact, when it comes to the Crock and the ladies, and the Crock hits Rock Bottom, The Crock has no choice but to lay the smack down on himself."
B-Lo:"Do ya hear that, the brotha smacks himself down!!" (Goes to top rope and shakes his head)
Owen Fart: "Well Enough is enough, and its time for a change!! So what, nobody listens to me, nobody gives a damn what I think. And what the hell am I doing wearing this ridiculous outfit? I look like a damn road sign! What the hell am I? A school crossing? Ya know, I tried to be a tough guy, but I just couldn't grow my damn beard in! And ya know what, I AM NOT A NUGGET!! I AM A BLACK HART, DAMMIT! A WINNER! A SOLE SURVIVOR!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!! And if anyone smells what the Rock is cooking, it's me, look how big my damn nose is!! What the hell am I? An aardvark?? WHOO!"
B-Lo: "What does the brotha look like, an aardvark?!!" (Goes to top rope and shakes his head)
Owen Fart: "WHOO!!"
Mizark Henry:"Hey Hey Hey Rock! I dont know what your cookin, smells like Sh*t. But I think I'll eat some anyway. Hey Hey Hey..."
The Crock:"Ya know something Mark Henry...Mizark Henry... I know you're the world's strongest man, The Crock has a helluva body himself, but there's one thing the people wanna know- how do you get your pecks to go all the way around to your back like that?"
B-Lo: "What he wants to know, is how..."
All:"SHUTUP!!!"
The Crock:"Look, shut your mouths and know your role. Its real simple,Nation, we got Two Words for ya. SUCK IT!!!"
