2) Wave a dentist's drill high in the air whenever Kane comes to the ring.
3) When the Brood tries to give a bloodbath to their opponent, shine a large, very bright flashlight at the ring.
4) Keep chanting "We love you!". Sooner or later, they'll snap.
5) Speaking of snapping, throw Slim Jims at Randy Savage every time he's in the ring.
6) Claim to be the sixth Armstrong.
7) Claim to be the 193rd Guerrero.
8) Every time a wrestler goes to the ring, tease jumping the railing.
9) When a wrestler walks by you, latch yourself on to his/her arm and cry over and over that you love them so much and start telling them your life story, whether you like them or not.
10) Make sure to be the loudest person cheering during a match.
11) When the wrestler comes your way (since he thinks he's obviously found a major fan) after the match, boo him very loudly and make obscene gestures.
12) Throw cups from the local 7-11 in the ring whenever Tiger Ali Singh is out.
13) Make a sign saying you're the tenth wonder of the world.
14) If lucky enough to get to the back, repeatedly insist that they remain in character.
15) If they do break kayfabe, run screaming from the room crying "It's not fake! I know it's not!"
16) Steal Head.
17) Sell recipes to what the Rock's cookin'.
18) Make sure a key ingredient in that is spam.
19) Call X-Pac "kid." Do not call him anything but "kid."
20) Tell Road Dogg you really did know, but that he's been reminding you for the past year and a half.
21) Make an official-looking letter and deliver it to HHH. Tell him he's being sued by Michael Buffer.
22) When in the arena and Austin comes out, get a large group of people around you to scream "Hell NO!"
23) When Gillburg is out, organize a loud Goldberg chant.
24) Ask the Rock what exactly it is that he's cookin'.
25) If he doesn't answer, tell him that's okay, 'cause you saw it on Martha Stewart Living last night, anyhow.
26) Ask Rocky to do his best Rocky Balboa impersonation.
27) If he refuses, call him a lousy bum.
28) If they're preparing for a match and you see them, start humming their opponent's entrance theme. Loudly.
29) Every time DX moves to do a crotch chop, slap your arms across your chest and cross your eyes.
30) Keep sending loads of cotton candy to "that cute blonde in the ring. Yeah, the insane one..with the mannequin head."
31) Hold up the Canadian flag every time Ref Earl Hebner comes out.
32) Throw clothes at Chyna. You know, jeans, sweaters, *normal* clothes.
33) Okay, now throw clothes at *every* female valet that comes out.
34) File a report saying that Mr. Socko ran out on Mrs. Socko and now refuses to pay child support.
35) Make lots of signs, each one spelling the same wrestler's name wrong.
36) Bring a megaphone to the arena. Use it only once, and put it to good use. For example, when UT is out and chanting, and you've seen the movie, chant along with him.
37) If you can get to the back after a match, go to the wrestler that lost and point a camera right in his face. Say "Smile, you're on candid camera!"
38) Cheer for the heels. No matter what they do, cheer, bow, stand on the railing, whatever you have to do to get them to notice you.
39) Throw white Nestle crunch bars at the ring when Mark "Sexual Chocolate" Henry is out.
40) Pretend to have a strange, unnatural fear of the fireworks.
41) Set up a booth outside the arena. Sell squirrel skins and put a sign on the front of your booth that says "Own a Bit of Vince McMahon's Hair"
42) Then go inside the arena to the souveneir shop and set up your tee-shirt booth across from the "real" vendor. Tell fans walking by the other guy sucker punched you and "sold out" to the Corporation.
43) Blow kisses at every wrestler that walks by, but be sure to duck if they take a swing at you.
44) Tell Gangrel you love his fluffy, frilly white shirt, and that you have one just like it. This is especially effective if you're female.
45) Make constant references to miscellaneous people's items. EX: The People's Computer, The People's Doorway, The People's Diet Soda, The People's Windshield Washer Fluid, etc.
46) Beg a wrestler to become their valet. If they actually do agree, tell them that's okay, you've already taken that spot at K-Mart you've had your eye on.
47) Make a sign that says "I'll show you puppies!" only put Debra's head on a dog's body.
48) Ask a wrestler if wrestling is real or fake. If they say real, call them a mark.
49) If they say fake, call them a smart mark.
50) Tell Raven you feel his pain. Then tell him all about the wonder that is Prozac.
