Name: Tika Waylan Majere from Inn Of The Last Home
Aliases: DXsGrrl, Mandy, Daria, BeaviSyxx, blah blah blah..
Eyes, Hair, Etc.: Yeah, I have those.
Age: Somewhere above two and below fifty.
From: Land of the Kenny's
Where this jabronie's role is: Webmistress! I run this place and what I says, goes! Well, sometimes...Ally and I have yet to shed blood, but ya never know, do ya?
When I grow up, I want to be...: A grown-up.
One wrestler I would attack and mercilessly have my way with is...:The ever-bouncy, Surg...er...Energy drinkin' X-Pac! Or Kane. No disrespect, Great One.
Favorite Wrestlers: X-P-A-C, Kane, Road Doggie Dogg, CJ, UT, and I'm a closet Shano-Mac fan
One word used when describing myself: Undescribable.
Favorite Music: Early 90's alternative and oldies
My evaluation of my partner in crime, Allyson Wonderland: Very...unique...individual. Integral part of the page and very helpful, good pal, and very well paying for nice comments mentioned about her. (Hey, where's my check?!)
List of just WHY I'm like I am now: Let's see here...wrestling, The Simpsons, Nine Inch Nails, cookies-n-cream ice cream, my uncle's family, Daria, The Little Mermaid, Chris Tucker, Roseanne, Crow T. Robot, X-Men, The Darkness and/or Witchblade, The Elephant Show, Fred Penner, Blues Clues, chocolate Keebler Elf Fudge cookies, Kane, Enersurge products, generalizations, and Full House.
Additional comments to the dozens...(dramatic pause) and dozens of readers out there?: Why are you reading this again? Do you really want to know all this about me? I suppose I should be flattered...I also suppose I could be frightened. At any rate, I hope you've found this atleast slightly humerous, and if not, well, then, sorry. I tried. :-)
Note to X-Pac: If, by some bizarre set of consequences you would happen to read this...please take mercy on me. I don't see you as just a hot man! I see you as an incredible talent who just happens to also be a hot man. Honest!
