Name: Allyson "The Dude" Wonderland
Aliases: Dudette, Coily The Spring Sprite, Shawn's Buttercup, Dr. Feelgood, Allyson Uth Matar, and Borok of the Hill People
Eyes, Hair, Etc.: In my head, on my head, and... I'm not so sure about the etc... I don't think I have one of those.
Current Hair Color: My natural color - black
Age: I'm as old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth
From: New York - If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere
Where You'll find Her These Days: College, Spider Island, in Wonderland, chasing the white rabbit or sipping tea with The March Hare and Mad Hatter
Where This Jabronie's Role Is: I'm the RAW Reviewer, professional hula hooper, and a Spring Sprite
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be... a child. Ah, I'll settle for sticking with my hula hooping career. Or a doctor, if I can manage to make it through my remaining eight years of school.
One Wrestler I Would Attack And Mercilessly Have My Way With Is...Shawn Michaels. I'd make him neigh.
Favorite Wrestlers: HBK, Kane, Mick, Hunter, Chyna, Shane-O, and I'm a closet Waltmanoholic
One Word Used When Describing Myself: Bouncy
Favorite Music: Classic and 80's Rock
Favorite Foods: BEEF! Wanna buy me a steak dinner?
My Evaluation Of My Partner In Crime, DXsGrrl: Oh, damn blockage of cursing! Naah, I'll be nice. She's a Bright, Intellectual, Tactful, Cheery, Honest girl. Get it? Ah, I love her to death, and her writing RULES!
List Of Just WHY I'm Like I Am Now: Too many Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious, and now so am I!
What I Do In My Spare Time: I surf the web, making life Hell for Stevie, Billy, and Eric, I read books - The DragonLance Chronicles, and The Shadow Saga from Christopher Golden to name a couple - I watch cartoons day and night, with a bowl of cereal, I've achieved telepathy with my partner in crime so that we come on at the same time and watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 together, I listen to classic and 80's rock like RUSH, I go fishing with Mr. Eric, I constantly wrack my brain for new story ideas, pray to Kane, and at night I run around my dorm hall naked as a jaybird. Just wanted to see if you were paying attention!
Additional Comments To The Dozens...(dramatic pause) And Dozens Of Readers Out There?: NEVER be a science major! Remember, when riding with death... buckle up!! Um, and go Packers! Whoo....
Note to Shawn: Hee hee, I DO try and respect your marriage, it just doesn't always work out that way.... please don't kill me, I've got nuthin' but lovin' for ya!
