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My Favorite Web Sites

A Great Histoplasmosis Site
My Angels
GETTERDUN.COM
My Disc Golf Page
My Links and Pics
Conspiracy Theories OR Truth??
Monty Python
THE POOP MOOSE
Cool Stuff
Poop Island
Angelfire
Marshall University
National Offices-CIA,FBI,etc..
Mullets Galore
Steve Irwin
Jesco White--The Dancing Outlaw

The Dude Abides
Port Huron Statement

"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck. I said, If you want to live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin' them eggs a little bit better than what you a fryin' 'em. I'm tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy, eggs!" -------------Jesco White

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Open the pod-bay doors, Hal.

I'm sorry Chappy, I'm afraid I can't do that.

I stay crunchy in milk!!! AND SO DOES THE HERD!!!

I'm available for birthdays,weddings, family reunions, bar mitzvahs, or any kind of parties.

I am Chappy Dawson. The man, the myth, the legend. I live in Huntington, West by God Virginia. I'm not a doctor, but I play one on T.V.

My hobbies include ba re-back goat riding, horse wrestling and calf roping. I am a civil war re-enactor in beautiful downtown Guyandotte. I am single, so you ladies better look out. I don't like to brag but I am the only person I know that can repair a HAL-900 0 computer. I like to play basketball. I like to play with Matchbox cars too.

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Right now I am an applicant for mission specialist in the NASA program. I am currently e mployed as Vice President of Sales at Vandelay Industries. I co-invented colored p laydoh and I am trying to bring back the pull tabs for beer cans. On November 5th 1955 my father invented the Flux Capacitor and then a few years latter, the question m ark. I play the fiddle in a bluegrass band called "The Coal Miner's Jamboree." I like beans, whoo whoo whoo. Yeah Buddy. Who rocks the party? Chappy Dawson rocks the party.

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hir e the A-Team.

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Chappy's Best Seller Book List

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Spots on the Wall , by Whoo Flung Poo
Message in a Bottle , by Nicholas Sparks
Under the Bleachers , by Seemore Butts
World War II, by Ivor Matanle
A Beginners Guide to Self-Mutilation 2nd ed. , by Stan Redingood
Jackboot: A History of the German Soldier 1713-1946, by John Laffin
The Autobiography of a Dancing Outlaw, by Jesco White with Abe Frauman
The Building of a Dynasty, by Ron Popeil
Living with Histoplasmosis --- Johns Hopkins Press and The Wilmer Ophthalmological Institute..Baltimore MD
To Better The Man, by Evin C. Varner, Jr.

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