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Name: dillon
Comments: Ill kill you......
Febuary 9, 2002 17:19:27 (GMT Time)
Guest's Name: TO ANDREW
Date Signed: Wed Feb 20 09:17:21 2002
YOU HAVE A NASTY, DIRTY, GUTTER MOUTH. YOUR MOTHER SHOULD WASH IT OUT WITH SOAP.
From: sexydenise28@hotmail.com
Date Signed: Tue Feb 19 23:34:31 2002
who the fuck are the Cryptorich Chipmunks.. sounds like they are trying to be like a cheap rip off of my boys DP.. why don't you get a life Andrew since you are a fucking dork.. i looked at your website you guys suck. fucking losers.
From: The G7 Welcoming Committee"
Andrew,
Thanks for writing! I'm not sure why you did, since
your lyrics are
truly
fucking awful, and have nothing to do with anything
remotely important
or
relevant, and in fact are downright stupid and offensive.
I guess that's all you need to know! Take care,
Derek
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http://www.g7welcomingcommittee.com
PoloPunk8@aol.com
Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2002 17:23:38 EST
Subject: dude
To: cryptorchid_chipmunk@yahoo.com
you guys aren't funny at all. why dont you just quit
FUCKING MY SISTER ALREADY GOD DAMNIT! $5 FOR A
FUCKING CD??? OF A BAND I'VE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF?!?!
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M MADE OF MONEY!? shit..
you might as well just ask me for my house..
FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS
GET A LIFE
My complaint about Cryptorchid Chipmunk...
It seems that before I launch into this letter, I should tell you that
there
are certainly signs that Cryptorchid Chipmunk is becoming
increasingly self-deceiving. With this letter, I hope to provide an
antidote
to contemporary manifestations of spineless barbarism. But first, I
would
like to make the following introductory remark: Cryptorchid Chipmunk
might
help jaundiced lackadaisical numskulls back up their prejudices with
"scientific" proof by next weekend. What are we to do then? Place
blinders
over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? His bons mots
serve no purpose other than to create a regime of irritable alcoholism.
It's
cold-blooded mendicants like Cryptorchid Chipmunk that dilute the
nation's
sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice. The doom-and-gloom,
it's-too-late crowd always plays right into the hands of loud
mouthpieces
for self-absorbed propagandism. It is well known that Cryptorchid
Chipmunk
has no concern for the common good. But nit-picky schmucks simply pass
through this world sowing the seeds of evil. So long as the devastating
inequities that characterize our society persist, his assistants will
be
unable to deny that Cryptorchid Chipmunk's slaves show obsequious
deference
to him.
Not only have what I call useless stingy spivs decided to glorify their
sophistries by dressing them up as moral and righteous prerogatives,
but
their methods of interpretation are being debated as though they were
actually reasonable. Faith is harder to shake than knowledge, love
succumbs
less to change than respect, hate is more enduring than aversion, and
Cryptorchid Chipmunk's jokes represent an inseparable mixture of
reason and
human madness, but always in such a way that only the madness can
become
reality and never the reason. Isn't it true that given the public
appetite
for more accountability, we are at a crossroads? If not, tell me why
not.
I cannot compromise with mad snobs; they are without principles. I
cannot
reason with them; they are without reason. But I can warn them, and
with a
warning that they must take to heart. It may seem to many people, maybe
even
the majority, that Cryptorchid Chipmunk frequently takes an accepted
moral
principle, adopts it as his own, and then accuses mainstream society of
violating that principle.
Let us now join hands, hearts, and minds to criticize the obvious
incongruities presented by him and his thugs. No doubt, his advocates
seem
to maintain that Cryptorchid Chipmunk can do no wrong. But
Cryptorchid
Chipmunk never seems to listen to anyone else's positions and
reasoning.
Every time he tries, Cryptorchid Chipmunk gets increasingly successful
in
his attempts to rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our
belongings. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought,
but
for imagination as well.
What exactly is the principle that rationalizes his gin-swilling
generalizations? The crux of the issue is that I can't help it if he
can't
take a joke. Above all, Cryptorchid Chipmunk has never been able to
assimilate and accept the humane ideals, civilized aims, and social
aspirations of his peers. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but we
should embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the
leading
role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the
quintessential
struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of
separatism. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)
Almost
everyone will wholeheartedly agree that vandalism, death threats, and
slander are typical tactics used by his deputies, but he obscures the
true
meaning of his philippics with propaganda and fancy talk. If stated
outright, Cryptorchid Chipmunk's shenanigans would be manifestly
unpopular.
Cryptorchid Chipmunk and his obnoxious forces must laugh about this in
private, knowing that I avoid the most insidious scientists you'll ever
see
like the plague.
Stereotyping and victim-blaming is not more respectable when it is
performed
by a member of the group being demeaned. It is unclear whether this is
because the ideological underpinnings of his harangues have struck a
receptive chord among literally thousands of insensitive leeches,
because he
respects nothing and no one, or a combination of the two. Don't give
his
opinions a credibility they don't deserve. The "facts" Cryptorchid
Chipmunk
has often stated contain some serious distortions. Some are blatant;
others
are subtle. One of the most salacious is Cryptorchid Chipmunk's
discussion
of puerile profiteers.
I have always assumed that this is explicitly or implicitly expressed
or
presupposed in most of the material I plan to present, but the fact of
the
matter is that the notion that our conception of emotionalism still
remains
a good deal less clear than we would wish is pervasive. I'm indeed
afraid of
the worst classes of lewd rascals I've ever seen. Cryptorchid
Chipmunk's
idiotic claim that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally
violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen
years
is just that, an idiotic claim.
Cryptorchid Chipmunk has never tried to stop ethically-bankrupt
antagonists
who challenge all I stand for. In fact, quite the opposite is true: he
encourages that sort of behavior. As we all know, he is nothing if not
wicked. I don't just insist that I disagree with his obdurate
positions; I
can back that up with facts. For instance, his vicegerents are nothing
more
than unctuous big-labor bosses. I was thinking about how we must
educate,
inform, and nurture our children instead of keeping them ignorant,
afraid,
and in danger. And then it hit me. Behold what a nice, thick, fat lie
it is
when Cryptorchid Chipmunk's followers deny ever having strived to
manufacture and compile daunting lists of imaginary transgressions
committed
against brainless usurers.
Avaricious bribe-seekers demand the advantages other people have earned
without the disadvantages, like having to earn them. The best example
of
this, culled from many, would have to be the time Cryptorchid Chipmunk
tried to manipulate everything and everybody. I do not wish to evaluate
colonialism here, though I claim that fatuous quips have consequences.
His adherents will have to stop shouting "Me, me!" and learn to
harmonize on
"Us, us!". Surely, he is not too two-faced to realize that. On rare
occasions, in order to preserve their liberties, sometimes people must
cause
incorrigible subversion to gather momentum on college campuses.
Cryptorchid
Chipmunk does that even when his liberties aren't being threatened. To
sum
it all up, it's ludicrous to believe that law and order can be
maintained by
letting Cryptorchid Chipmunk's drones block streets and
traffic
to the extent that ambulances can't get through.
-Rustle
From: "Punk Rawk Pat"
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To: cryptorchid_chipmunk@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: i saw you on albino's page
Date: Wed, 30 Jun 1999 11:00:42 PDT
you know i went to your page, hoping to find some sort of entertainment
that
wasn't retarded. hoping that maybe, just maybe, that there was somone
else
that wasm't a fucking idoit. Appentally there isn't. You probly don't
care,
but i hve been listening to punk eversince the first
7" album. i got it the day it came out.
lets
calculate, seeing as you probly heard when it got played on
tv,
and the fact i knew about it long before you were even into punk your
a
fucking moron. you are a bunch of ass eating fuck nuts who should suck hot
shit
thru a curly straw.
fuck you
prp
still looking for more people that agree with you? try the guestbook, and then tell us yourself how much we suck fucking ass. a good time will be had by all, you get to vent frustration, and we get to laugh at how angry you get, it's great!
What you think you think of us, but maybe you were mistaken...
"You're either complete morons, or geniuses... and I can't tell which"
-Todd Mconnel
William Steadford:
I found your show appauling, interesting, odd, and entertaining. I'm not sure if I even like you or hate you, but I'll be at your next show
Saturday night we played back home in Morgantown at Spanky's w/ Cryptorchid Chipmunk. We had a great night there and got to see a lot of new faces at a home show, as well as our good friends. That was the 1st time I'd gotten to experience "the Chipmunk," and the guys & gals in that band, had me howling the whole time. If it wasn't their crazy costumes and lyrics.....it was the constant chaos and showmanship that had me grasping my sides in laughter. Imagine if Reel Big Fish & GWAR had a bastard child that played w/ nothing but silly putty and sex toys.......you'd get Cryptorchid Chipmunk! Check em' out next time you see their flyers up. till next time....
One Day Longer.
-Jeff
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