1. Did you hear about the Aggie who robbed a bank?
He tied up the safe and blew up the guard.
2. Did you hear about the aggie who took his expectant wife to the grocery store because they had free delivery?
3. Definition of a galloping gourmet: an Aggie running after a garbage truck.
4. Did you hear about the Aggie who threw himself on the floor and missed?
5. Did you hear about the Aggie who was so obnoxious that when he talks to his plants... they turn away?
6. Did you hear about the rich Aggie whose girlfriend told him she liked hard rock--so, he bought her a petrified forest.
7. Did you hear about the Aggie who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
8. Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M. The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
9. Texas A&M discontinued its driver education program. The mule died.
10. Did you hear about the Aggie who thought High Cholesterol was a religious holiday?
11. Did you hear about the Aggie who bought a ladder, and carefully put a sign on the top rung: "STOP HERE."
12. The Aggie was asked if he preferred red or white wine with dinner, "It doesn't make any difference," he said, "I'm color blind"
13. Asked what he thought about the Civil Rights bill, an Aggie replied, "Well, if we owe it, we ought to pay it"