International Man of Mystery

"Wherever you go, there you are!" It just so happens that you have ended up in my corner of the carnival. I decided that a fine tuning to my page was far overdue, so this page will be going through some major renovations .......... was the paragraph I wrote back in July. As you can see, it didn't go very far. So, once again, I'm going to attempt to do some updating. If you see no progress, just beat me into submission. I'll deserve it.

GENERAL

• My name is Luke
• Birthday - July 22nd, 1983
• I'm 16 and a half years old
• I'm 6' 1"
• Blue/Green/Yellow eyes
• Blond hair
• Buff
• Very Shagadelic

ACTIVITES

• After months upon months of protesting, somehow, my friends convinced me to join Marching Band. Because of an unpleasant experience in 9th grade with a certain band teacher, I had no idea what to expect. So far, it's been a lot of fun. I hate parade marching, and I don't have a lot of skill, but I make the best of it. Besides, I have the sexy sax section to help me through it. Oh yeah.... and "Trent's nipple".
• I'm a volunteer at Camdem Clark memorial hospital, and have finally managed to accumulate 200 hours.
• Thanks to the support of Rachael Brady, and the bending of the rules on Mrs. McClain's part, I am now a Parkersburg South Choir member!
• After a spur of the moment decision to do chori, I decided to continue with the trend and try out ( and make ) Chamber choir!
• I used to be a member of the Key Club.
• I decided to try something new this year, so I landed the role of the cabby in our school play, "Harvey". But my biggest drama achievement is definately my walk-on part in "Small Actors." Oh yeah baby!
• I am the president of the "It's Hard to Be A Teen Idol" club.

FAVORITES

• color - Orange
• foods - Funnel cakes, twizlers, and juicy pear jellybeans
• movies - Number one of course is "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation," followed very closely by "Austin Powers," and "Scream" trailing in third. Among these, "The Brady Bunch Movie," "Psycho," "Sixteen Candles," and "Tommy Boy" also shine through.
• Songs - Every Breath You Take
• Car- Why, mine of course! A 1994, gold, Saturn. His name is Fergueson. Although I may have to trade him in soon...
• Television Shows - The Wonder Years, That 70's Show, Judge Judy, Just Shoot Me, & Powerpuff Girls. ( The Powerpuff Girls only stands because of the awesome femmenine satan guy! "Hello girls!" )
• Actors - David Spayde & Chris Farley
• Actresses - Neve Cambell because she's hot.
• Music Artist - Sugar Ray, Smash Mouth, Madonna, Sugar Ray, Lit, Goo Goo Dolls, Eiffel 65.

LEAST FAVORITES

• Movies - "Titanic," "Braveheart," & "Old Yeller"
• Songs - My Heart Will Go On, God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You, Butterfly Kisses, Lightning Crashes, All My Life, & I Try
• Musical Artists - Celine Dion, 'N Sync, Elton John, Phil Collins, Rod Stweart, and Third Eye Blind
• Class - French III! Passe Compose rocks!
• Actor - Leonardo DiCaprio ( unless I can find a look-alike to stalk. )
  
  

  QUOTES

  • "The King Cobra ate my balls." - Luke & Ryan
  • "Jonna, If you turn the station over, God will give you you're hearing back!" - Ryan
  • "Get your ass out of my car!" "NO! Get YOUR ass out of YOUR car!" - Crysta & Luke
  • "What, your face?" -Jeremy
  • "He was beaten like a bloody piece of meat." - Nick referring to Jesus
  • "You missed the hash!" - Mr. White
  • "You did it AGAIN! You took the last of the golden toast crackers!" - Shana
  • "You crazy mofo!" - Rachel Fox
  • "I'm so much thinner than you, but I can eat whatever I want!" - Annika
  • "I nominate A. Hogg, from the farm, in the trough district." - Everyone
  • "They're up there! Not behind you!" - Nancy
  • "Why are you here? Why are you in band?" - Jonathon
  • "I swear he's stalking me!" "What? I'm swallowing you?!?" - Rachael & Jesse
  • "How hot is it in here? JESUS!" - Eli ( God )
  • I'll hit you with the Crucible!" - Jennifer
  • "There is too much high jynx back stage! High for high, jynx for jynx!" - Miss Lee
  • "What would your mother say?!?" - Barb
  • "Miss Lee, can we order porn?" "Just order it and be quiet!" - Velden & Miss Lee
  • "NO! You're fat, fatty whale!" - Dustin
  
  
  
  

  BEST FRIENDS

  • Nick - We've been through a lot to gether in the short year and a half I've known him. Crazy English teachers, muddin', bad relationships, and a lot of good times in August! :) He's like a brother to me!
  • Crysta - She's been through it all. Every conspiracy, all the good times... Where would I be without my seductive temptress?
  • Jennifer - So quiet, so innocent... wrong. Jennifer really is obscene at heart, and I love her for it. :)
  • Amanda - I'm only using her for her pool... and the sex. ( JUST KIDDING AMANDA! ) Amanda is a really good friend, and is always there to listen to me complain about everything.
  • Jonna - We are so much more alike than we would like to admit... especially when it comes to parents. Regardless of what it is, we can always tell eachother our problems. Just remember Jonna, if you do whatever I ask of you, God will give you you're hearing back!
  • Adam - My band buddy. I don't think I would've made it this far without him. Even if I did make fun of his hair and took his spot.
  • Ryan - You're moving up Ryan! You didn't even have to ask to put on this time! Ryan and I have shared a lot recently, and thanks to church, and my unusual appearances at youth, we've gotten to be much better friends.
  • Thomas - Thomas, you are such a band geek. :) But, even with the skinned knees and blue hair dye, I for some reason, still like you!
  • Daniel - Aside from that one interesting weekend, Daniel and I are very good buddies with a friednship spourred on by band. The funny thing about Daniel is.. he celebrates black history month throughout the year!
  • Rachael - "You missed your hash!" Rachael and I have known eachother since 2nd grade, had quite the rendevous in 6th grade at All-State choir, and now spend hours a day with eachother in marching band. We are the sexy saxes! And next year... Chamber choir, we're taking over!
  • Matt - I can't beleive I've gone almsot all the way through 11th grade without meeting Matt! All it took was a few ICQ messages, and we'll be freiends forever. I've already managed to corrupt him in the brief time I've known him!
  • To find out more about my friends, just go to my friend dedication page. It's so much easier for all of us that way.
  
  
  

  WHAT I DO

  • Check my e-mail. No, not just once a day... all the time. :)
  • Create web pages, usually for the purpose of embarassing people with incriminating pictures.
  • Take incriminating pictures! ( Social Gatherings are great times for these... especially with orgy couches, and whatnot. )
  • Flip through radio stations habitually.
  • Talk on the phone. Usually to Nick, with conversations filled with sexual connotations, or with Jennifer playing ridiculist and Watching the Powerpuff Girls. Jonna and I also spend many hours on the phone comiserating about our friends. Amanda sometimes, but Seth usually ticks her off, and we never get anything accomplished. :)
  • ICQ people. Jonna, Ryan, and I have a strange ICQ circle, which normally occures between 11:00 and 1:00 in the morning. Interesting things always come from those. Now, Matt and I, with our pathetic lives, talk via the net hours on end... until his mom comes in the room. :)
  
  
  
  

  LINKS TO MY OTHER PAGES ( still under contruction )

  
  Luke's Friend Dedication Page
  Luke's Friend Dedication Page Part 2
  Shagadelic Movie Shrine
  The Village Photo Album
  The Story Behind Summer Youth & Carnival Goers
  The Circular Social Gathering of Carnival Goers
  Luke's Top 20 Music Chart
  
  
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