Another heated eXchange from the glamor boy himself. Alot of new stuff to address this time you could say.
First off, we finally got most the old gang back together again. Gorebash and Hellbound Loser make this package almost complete. So what impact will they make?
Well Hellbound for one will go against the man he put behind bars, Mr. Biggs. Great job Loser, the man gets out on good behavior and you go after him again. I hope the pimp didn't become a bitch in the pen, because I'd honestly like to see a good ol' prison yard fight. There's the west virginian in me talking. If you ask me honestly, Biggs should have the upperhand in this match with the workout he got in jail protecting his own ass. Then again Hellbound has been rumored to be playing Dance Dance Revolution so much, he could be the quicker man in this match. It will be a hats off encounter.
As for the Gorebash vs Prodigy match. I know for a fact Gorebash can handle himself in the ring with the best of them. He knocked me out, so wrestling a guy who hasnt been in the ring in three plus years, may not prove a problem to the untrained mark. Look at it as I do. Prodigy is 6'7" and can drop most guys like yesterday's bad news. Now, Look how evenly matched these guys are. Both have weapon skills (Prodigy's Knunchucks and Gorebash's Kendo Stick), both have had great careers (Prodigy won TWF Sudden Death 1, TWF Wild Cards 3, and former 2 time TWF Champion and Gorebash is a 2 time BPW West Virginia Champion, AOW Tag Team, Berzerker, & Warlord Champion), and both are totally different in ever aspect of body, style, and wrestling. So what is going to become of this epic encounter? I have not the slightest idea. It will be one for the history books honestly. I can't wait to see it!
Honduran deathmatch is going to be a burtal showing of pure rage. I heard anything goes and judging from Drako, Demon, and Archangel we should get our moneys worth. Sad to say tickets are free though. So the winner? well all the fans of course because with this match opening the show thus far, the other matches can't fail us either. I don't want to dare to compare this battle because it is just to close. Overall another match made in heaven by the bookers if you ask me, and you're reading the column so you must have.
Finally looking over the card, Wharf Rat replacing Commish in the strap match should be cool. I mean how many elbows can you throw being straped on to Moe Dix? Oh that sounded bad, didn't it? Another thing is only two orginial matches stand since the first card was booked. Hugh Jass vs. Beast and the battle royal. Well first off I won't be in the battle royal. I know it's sad to see but sometimes you can't always still the spotlight. With the battle of the big men, I just pray the ring can hold all the action. And finally a few guys seemed to have been overlooked in matches. These are Shane Neal, Lostsoul, Green Ninja, Krawler, Revolutionist, Loco, Sloth, Janitor, Doctor BS, Skull, and Coach. OK, the last six aren't importain, but the first five were. I mean what is going to happen to them? I hope the bookers find them a match. Oh if you thinking, "but EXT doesn't have a match either". You were RIGHT? Well I have been given the grand job at the announce position. So don't feel bad I'm got a front row seat and a mic to voice my 2 cents!
Well I hope to see everyone at Ground Zero and I know this column isn't much. But for now, this is the former egoholic saying thank you and God bless, goodnight folks!
