||- Foreword -||

(After events during a tag team match long ago, Revolution earnt their 3rd Tag Team title shot. It is Cena's 4th overal, after he failed to win them with the now almost dead Kurt Engle (NOTE- Engle, NOT Angle). Cena may have lost on the previous 3 occasions, but not once was he the man to be pinned. However Cena is desperate that this time he will go one better and FINALLY capture what he has wanted for so long, The EMF Tag Team Championships. Maybe The Dangerous Alliance have beaten Revolution twice before, and Punisher has beaten Cena one on one for the TV Championship, but Cena is desperate now to avenge these losses and win a belt to replace the Intercontinental Championship he no longer carries. Standing between him and glory are arguably the 2 greatest active EMF superstars today, World Champion Angelus Archer, and TV Champion and Grandslam winner Punisher. It's a tall order for Cena and Rhyno, but if any team can do it, it will be them, and in their eyes, it WILL be 3rd time lucky!)

Status: On Camera
Location: EMF Arena, New York

(The scene opens. We are live at an EMF event, and as a Darm Match finishes and the competitors leave to go off backstage, REVOLUTION by Motorhead blasts out and John Cena walks out. He is then joined by his long term Girlfriend and EMF women's champion Trish Stratus. They enter the ring, before Rhyno emerges without his Extreme title belt and hurries to join them. Cena takes a microphone, as do the other two, before addressing the crowd.)

Trish: "Well here we are... OFFICIALY the greatest stable in the EMF today! At the time of the Number One Contenders match.. all 3 of the EMF's stable were in action, but Revolution proved they were the best by beating the other 2. Since then both have fallen apart.. but not to worry. Because of course we are out here, not to talk about the past, but to focus on the future, which is of course Revolution Vs The Dangerous Alliance, for the EMF World Tag Team Championships! So John, i'm out here tonight to ask you about that match... My first question is, you and Rhyno have met the DA on 2 other occasions, and both times ended up as the losers... do oyu think this will change tonight?"

Cena: "Trish, as much as I want to get onto talking about the Dangerous Alliance.. there is someone not out here with us at the moment that deserves a very special mention! Last week on Shockwave, he became Revolutions newest champion, when he out wrestled our very own Rhyno and stole the Extreme title he's been carrying for months. Not it's one thing to win a title, but it's something else to out wrestle someone like Rhyno for it.. sobefore I go any further, it is my honour to welcome.. the NEW Extreme Champion of the World... DUDE NICK!"

(REVOLUTION blasts out as Dude Nick and Torrie Wilson make their way onto stage. Confetti falls from the sky as Dude Nick raises the title belt high. However Rhyno then grabs a microphone and interupts and hte music stops!)

Rhyno: Woah woah woah stop the music! This guy didn't win us a new title.. HE STOLE MINE! Only one member of Revolution coulsd have the Extreme Championship! The SMART thing to do would be for Nick to lie down and leave the title to the man thats successfully defended it for MONTHS ON END! BUT NO! He had to go out and get a lucky win, a luky title, and a LUCKY escape! Well you guys celebrate it all you like.. but i'll play no part in it. I'M OUTTA HERE!"

(Rhyno storms off in an angry rage. As he does, Dude Nick enters the ring with Torrie and they join Cena and Trish. Cena adresses them.)

Cena: "Yo guys whats up? Torrie your looking fine tonight... if you don't mind me saying so Nick.. and Nick, the titles a nice look for you man.. congratulations! My little pupil won his first Championship belt! Now obviously this ring time is put asside for my promo against the Dangerous Alliance... matter of fact I don't have much air time this week either... not as much as i'd like, but Nick.. tell me bro how are you feeling?"

Dude Nick: "Well i'm Revolutions only champion.. so i'm feeling GREAT! But John, i'll talk bout that on my time.. just do me the honour of letting me ask your first question... John. this week you go up against the Dangerous Alliance for a THIRD time! And, including the battle rap, Punisher for a FIFTH time! What makes you think this time is the lucky time that brings in the gold?"

Cena: "Well firsty Nick... Trish here still has her championship... so your one of Revolutions TWO champions! But Nick.. everytime I go up against the Dangerous Alliance I promise victory... and every time I don't pull through and succeed.. but this time.. FINALLY it will be different! I'm not gonna promise anything.. i don't wanna let my Thugomaniacs down once again! That's right I said Thugomaniacs.. the original and best name for the fans! In fact an opinion poll on my site said that 85% of my fans preferred that.. but anyway enough bout that. Punisher and Angelus Archer are perhaps the most dominant tag team to set foot in the EMF ring in some years... but Revolution have something they don't.. GUTS! NO matter how many times they beat us down.. we spring up and challenge them yet again. No matter how many times they defeat us, we will NEVER give up this hunt for the Tag Twam Championships! Cena wants to be the best.. and to do that, you need to be wearing gold! I may have lost my Intercontinental Championship and before that my TV Championship to the man I face this week.. Punisher.. but the facts speak for themselves. John Cena has won 75% of his matches in the EMF, and that's a record not many people can claim they have. Even your curretn Ic Champion Wes Ikeda is below that! And if you win 75% of the time.. it's nearly impossible for the same team to beat you 3 times in a row! Yea maybe my partner has a lot on his mind right now, what with losing his Extreme Championship.. but the fact is I think losing it will make him more determined than ever! He will want to spring up, and gain a championship just one week after losing one, and thanks to that determination, someone with the skill of Rhyno is more than capable of fighting in the same ring as Angelus Archer and Punisher! With Rhyno cancelling out one of them.. It only leaves me to defeat the other. I'll take the hardest one.. in my opinion that's gotta be Punisher.. after all, he has beaten me more times. Well the thing is.. He may have beaten me on all these occasions people like to mention.. the battle rap.. the TV Title match.. and whatever else but the thing is.. each victory he scored was NARROW! He barely beat me.. he didn't thrash me in any match.. and I stunned him when i kicked out of his high impact Falcon Arrow! You aniled that with all you had.. thinking you'd have FINALLY put my away.. but no such luck. I kicked out with all the heart and strength in the world. And if and when you are lucky enough to hit another... or even the dreadd Capital Punishment... I will have no objections to kicking out of that too! But this isn't about Punisher right now.. Nick your question asked what was different about this time.. well the main difference is, John Cena and Rhyno are both without championship belts! As a result, they are hungry and REALLY want to take the tag titles they feel they deserve to be holding. They feel that being without a title is menaingless.. and that life in this federation is only worth living when a title belt is around your waist.. at least I do. They once said of a certain World Heavyweight Champion that "The belt means more to him than life itself", well that has never been truer about anyone than it is about John Cena! John Cena needs gold to live.. he breathes gold, and he'd do ANYTHING to get his hands on gold. If i have to "inadvertantly" knock down the referee and use a chair to defeat Punisher I will. If i need to use the ropes for leverage or grab Angelus's tights to keep him down.. you bet i'll do it! God, even if i have to cut the freaking power to stop Rhyno being pinned.. I'd do it! I will go out there on Shockwave and pull every little scam in the book to ensure that the whole EMF tag team division is rocked to its very foundations.. and that EVERYONE in the arena is stunned like they've never been stunned in their lives! The whole world will remember this day as the day Revolution FINALLY got what was comnig to it, and FINALLY had the big change that comes with holding the Tag Team Championships. Coz Revolution, at the end of the day, is a stable.. and as a stable THIS IS WHAT WE DO! We compete in Tag Team matches, and we win Tag Team Championships! We may nopt have done the second of those so far, but come Shockwave we FINALLY will! We will then look down on teams like the Dangerous Alliance and MDK and Neddie, and we will LAUGH at them! Simply because we ARE the best! We've deserved these championships for so long.. and FINALLY we are gonna take what is ours! I've tried for the tag titles so many times.. and always just fallen short. But this time will be different because I am hungrier for uccess and more determined than EVER before to take those Tag title away from the Dangerous Alliances waists! When Hebner or Patrick or whoever is refereeing our match puts his hand down for the 3rd time, and Cena finally does what he's tried so many times to do... the whole world will be stunned, and the whole world will realise that THE CHAMP IS HERE! And it will be no sooner than I deserve! You see, I have a strange habit occuring of winbning championships just weeks after losing them.. and Punisher and Angelus.. in case you haven't realised... I lost one not long ago when that Son of a Bitch Wes Ikeda stole away my Intercontinental Championship! But that doesn't bother me, i'm over that defeat.. coz come Shockwave, i'll be one step closer to FINALLY completing my grandslam.. which is something I have my eye on at the moment. Which means of course Mr Archer... sooner rather than later i'm gonna come knocking on your door, to take that World Heavyweight Championship you have carried for WAY too long! I will coem up to that division and FU the hell out of your unworthy ass and claim what should have been mine a LONG time ago. However, that's not this week.. and this is. Me wining the Tag Team titles happens THIS week! Revolution will finally follow in the foot steps of some great EMF Tag teams and secure the Tag Titles! I've been wating a long.. LONG time! Too long for my liking.. and you two are gonna feel it. I don't care if i have to FU both of you hard into the cold cold ground to defeat you, it will be done! Even if you hire someone like you did the essence of evil to try and screw us over again.. i'll FU them into the ground too, whether the lights are out or not.. I'll hit multiple FU's to secure these titles.. but one things for certain, once i'm done hitting them.. nobody is kicknig out again! I colud FU 20 people and still pin Archer or Punisher for the win.. it's jst that damn easy! The FU takes 2 seconds to hit, and once its hit.. nobody ever gets up again! Punisher.. Angelus.. enjoy those titles, because very.. VERY soon, they will be taken from you by the Franchise! And for anyone who doubts their the franchise... or thinks their better than the Franchise.. you bring it to the ring this weekend.. make some money from these 2 talentless wannabies to try and screw me over.. and see where you end up.. coz if you think you know hell.. you just wait til you taste the FU!"

Trish: "If you don't mind Nick.. i'll take my normal job back from here. Ok John, it's time to ask you about your opponents for the match... beginning with The World Heavyweight Champion Angelus Archer! What is your current opinion of the World Champ?"

Cena: "Hmmm Archer! Well as you correctly pointed out Trish.. Angelus Archer is the current EMF World Heavyweight Champion! He has been so ever since he defeated Josh hanley for it.. and that was a LONG time ago.. just after John Cena arrived in the EMF. Since then Archer has faced some top level opponents.. but has ALWAYS come out on top. He is perhaps the most dominant member of the EMF roster today.. but that's all about to change. YOu see, he might be a double champion.. but soon John cena will own BOTH the belts he carries. You see.. i WANT the World Title, but this week i will TAKE the Tag Title. For as you see Archer.. i've been improving every day.. that's probably goe unnoticed to you.. but there are people that certainly have noticed it, and one day soon.. I will be able to porve to you I am at your level, and in fact that i am ABOVE your level! I will prove I cannot only wrestle with you.. but that I can BEAT you 1, 2, 3 in the centre of that ring! For Archer I can see that you fear Cena. You fear being beaten by Cena.. and most of all you fear the FU! You fear the humiliation of being beaten by someone whos been here no where NEAR as long as you, and you fear losing all your credibility as a wrestler. But Archer, these fans wont judge you... if you lost to me they'd still respect you.. becaue Archer they KNOW how great I am! THey know that there are those who talk about it.. and those who BE about it, and that whilst you may be able to talk the talk Archer, in that ring it's me who walks the walk much better than anybody else! Because Angelus.. YOU CANT SEE ME! You never have been able to.. you just hide behind Punisher all the fucking time, and even when you dare to venture out and give it a go yourself.. you alwyas target Rhyno because Archer.. YOU FEAR CENA! You know I have more talent than you... more fans than you... more women that want me than you.. but there's one thing Archer, one thing besides belts that you have that i don't.. or at least you think I don't! But Archer... your big scary weapon is not 100% useless.. because Angelus Archer.. check this one out for size!"

(Cena goes out of the ring and under the apron. He pulls out a bag with the Revolution logo on it, and pulls it into the ring. He opens it and removes something.. and re-addresses Angelus!)

Cena: "YOU RECOGNISE THIS ARCHER??? You think you can go round scaring anyone you like with it.. but Archer, I dunno where you bought another one from... because this Archer.. this shank WAS yours! However you made the BIG mistake of chucking it into the bumper of my car bro.. and now Angelus.. its MINE! Your big scary weapon just became John Cena property.. and your advantage just disappeared! But just like you did when you threatened Mike to try and make him tell you your mystery opponent.. this Shank is about to bite the hand that fed it! You carried it around for years and you made it feared... but Archer, when that referees back is turned.. it wont be the Tag Title belt i lay you or Pun out with... it will be your one time friend.. this big old shank! It's gonna knock your head in Archer and scramble your brains like an egg to go with my breakfast! Your not gonna be out cold for 1 second, 2 seconds.. 3 seconds... or even 30 seconds... you will NOT BE MOVING AGAIN! YOu were right to have faith in this weapon.. and in yourr hands i'm sure it did some sick things... but in mine Archer.. you better be afraid! You can't get it back.. you can't stop it.. you can just be BEATEN by it! And when you lie bloodied and beaten at my feet, and I pin your ass one, two three and claim one of your titles.. the other will fall into my hand. I'll hold that world Championship belt high, and the fans will see that that title was designed for me.. and that it suits me like a GOD! That belt was designed for me.. and it is my destiny to be WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! But as that;s not immediately around the corner at this very moment.. the tag titles are. BUt now to go back to the question.. what's my opinion of Archer? I think Archer has some in ring ability.. very little granted.. but some! But he went round scaring someone with this weapon which i must confess Archer.. i've grown attached to! I dunno if i'd stick to using it if not against you.. maybe i would.. but Archer, this shank will have at least one more victim i can assure you.. YOU WILL FALL VICTIM TO IT BEFORE OUR MATCH ENDS! That is one thing i do PROMISE everyone! This Shank and Archer will meet again.. but not in a way Archer will like! Archer, you might be World Champion.. but that immortal status you build up in the opinions of half this roster.. was down to fear, Without this Archer (raises Shank) your nothing but a perfetic man clinging to his championship, knowing its fgone in the blink of an eye whenever John Cena decides! As soon as I call time on your title reign.. it will be over quicker than you replaced your shank.. and it will be the John Cena era once again! When i go face to face with you this week archer.. it's gonna be all over for you. You are finally gonna see you do NOT dominate this company, and that John Cena is WORLDS above you! He's not only gonna FU the living hell out of you.. but make sure you bleed at the hands of your once best friend.. and then he's gonna beat you down even worse. Angelus i'm not only gonna defeat you.. im gonna EMBARESS you. In front of thousands of screming fans come Shockwave.. i am going to DESTROY YOU! But most importsntly Archer.. i'm gonna prove something to this whole fed.. i'm gonna prove you are MORTAL! And if it takes it to prove that Archer.. i will literally KILL you in that ring, or at least kill YOUR CAREER! You see Archer, i'm not into killing dogs.. nah, i'd much rather kill a good career. And yours would be too sweet.. it would just be the crowning moment of my amazing career. Mike would have to award me the world title for slaying you so badly.. and i'd be top of the mountain. I will be looknig down on everybody and laughing. And you, you will be forced to look up at me.. and bow in my god-like presence once i have the title that this federation built predicting that one day i'd come calling for it! That elts had my name on it for too long Archer.. your just the man standing between me and destiny. It's bene my destiny for years now to one day climb the mountain and take the crown you currently wear... and then.. then Archer you will see that John Cena's Time in NOW!"

(Just as Cena looks to continue with his ranting about Angelus, the titantron switches on. Rhyno is shown backstage in the Revolution locker room, with what appears to be an EMF announcer. He is pinning him down on the floor, having a HUGE go at him about the Extreme Title. Cena looks at Nick, and they rush backstage to the locker room to sort it out. Trish and Torrie look at eachother also, after they rush off, and just follow them backstage, but at a calmer pace.)

Cena: (upon running into locker room.) "JUST WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE? RHYNO, UNHAND HIM THIS INSTANT!!!"

(Rhyno looks up, and seeing John and Nick drops the announcer, who quickly runs away. Rhyno then talks to John and Nick.)

Rhyno: "What was that for? I was only having some fun!"

Cena: "I thought I got you out of the whole beating people up backstage thing a LONG time ago! God.. oyu lost a title.. BIG DEAL!"

Rhyno: "Yea well you would say that.. you win them back as soon as you lose them!"

Cena: "And so will you.. have you forgotten everything i've EVER told you! You must beleive we can beat the DA, and then we WILL beat them!"

Trsih: (entering with Torrie) "God i thought you were gonna kill that guy.. now that that's sorted out.. John I REALLY have to aks you if you want this promo to be half decnet.. what is your opinion of TV Champion Punisher?"

Cena: "Oh for fuck sake.. we have a near death in our locker room and all you care about is this stupid promo! Oh well, seeing as you asked.. I better give some answer... Punisher.. the only man in this federation that has beaten me in BOTH singles and Tag Team action. That's impressive in itself.. but Punisher is so much more. He is my teacher, the man that gave me everything i have in the ring to date. And Punisher, whatever I say and whatever I do.. for that I will always respect you. But Punisher.. come this Shockwave.. my respect for you will not stop me beating you to within an inch of your life, much as i'll do to Punisher. You ended my first, and longest championship reign! That I will never forget, and not in a positive way! Yea i'd rather lose to you than someone with no talent, but losing my title was not something i had planned on doing.. not then.. not EVER! MY TV Title was my life for so long.. and you took it all away from me. But this is not about that.. this is not about the DA's other 2 wins over Revolution.. this is not even about you having beaten me 4 times in total.. this is about me proving to the world that Punisher CAN BE PINNED! YOu kiced out against all the odds when Neddie, MDK and Hanley assaulted you to try and steal the TV Title from you... They did what should have been un-kick-outable from.. but you managed to do so. But i will show the world Punisher can be pinned... or at least knocked out long enough to be pinned! I want you to experiance sometihng that so far you have avoided... the FU! You've avoided it on many occasions.. but not this one! dude Nick once avoided it.. and i promised him i'd get him.. and in that match i got him not once.. but TWICE! Sorry to bring that up Nick.. but Punisher tomorrow night i'm gonna do something that's never been done before coz Pun.. unlike Nick.. you will fell the pain of the FU THREE TIMES AT LEAST! But nobody could live through that.. and I don't want your murder on my consience as well as the murder of Angelus's career.. so i might let you off easily.. then again, i might not! So be warend Punisher... and do as you tell everyone else.. fear the worst.. because Punisher, there may have been nobody that could beat you in AGES, but as they say about unbeatable sports teams when they establish a lead at the top, "The only one that can beat them, is them selves!"! And Punisher.. when you created the John Cena franchise, you effectively.. BEAT YOURSELF! You created something so great and so powerful that you could only live in it's shadow once it turned round and wanted to face you in that ring. You may have got lucky so far, pulled off a few tricks that the "teacher held back for himself", but believe me, there are no more tricks you have that i don't! In case you never noticed, I beat the man you like to call "Piss Creek" with ease, and that's something you never stepped up to do, You agreed to take his title if you lost yours first.. but then backed down and came after my instead.. knowing you knew things i didn't! But i learnt somethings with my Intercontinental title.. and one of them is that you punisher.. you are NOT HALF THE MAN YOU THINK YOU ARE! I mean, for a start.. your best friend in the entire world is as gay as the day is long! Surely Pun... does this mean you bat for the other team as well? I mean after all.. didn't Amber leave you recently? Maybe she left because she saw how close you were getting to that thong wearing freak! And there's no way anyone that could bend that way can defeat John Cena in that ring! I mena look how successful gsy wrestlers are.. the most so being Rico.. what a joke! The man only one a handful of matches coz he scared everyone.. and not coz he had any forcr! Punisher for christs sake.. if your gonna hang with Darter.. at least have a woman on your other shoulder.. so you at least look bi.. coz you aint getting no where with your gay approach to things! And another point.. you claim you demand to be called "The Punisher!" Well i don;t think there is a difference between The Punisher and Big Pun. I've trained with you man... I know everything you got.. and you dont have a split personality, as least not that im aware of.. and if you do i'll order do men in white coats for ringside this week. I mean, you clearly need the Doctors.. and once this ones finished with you you'll need them even more! Big Pun.. The Punisher.. they are all the same. Withe rone if just someone looking back on his career thats washing away slowly before his eyes... wishing the glory days would once again return! Well guess what Punisher.. that aint happening! Coz just like Angelus.. your best layed plans.. are gonna be thrown into the air by the Doctor of Thugonomics! Do you remember last time you faced me... remember how I just wouldn't lie down? It's gonna be you that is struggling like that this time.. trying to kick out.. ut at the end of the day i'll have one move too many in my arsenal for you to be able to kick out! The FU is just one of the moves i could pull ou on your ass... what about that leg drop i hit on Spalding! That Leg Drop that ALL the Thugomaniacs loved! Maybe i didn't sell it just right the first time.. but the second could well be lethal! Just watch out Punisher... or that pre-match drink you have with Darter.. could well be your last! Word Life!"

Trish: "Wow, you certainly told them this week! It was short, due to air time.. but highly effective i'm sure!"

Torrie: "Yea John, it was a great promo, as usual, and i'm sure you'll wreslte one hell of a match out there!"

Cena: "Ahh thanks girls, but Torrie.. don't you and Nick have some celebrating of a title to do.. I know me and Trish certainly did..."

Dude Nick: "Ah how do you know me and Trish didn't too..."

Cena: "Hey shut up.. you might be Extreme Champ but I can still beat some sense into you if you need it.. i'm John Cena remember!"

Dude Nick: "ha i'm kidding man.. you'd have to be stupid to touch Trish.. i know exactly what you'd do to me.."

Cena: "Yea well i'm glad... but it's Rhyno you gotta watch man.. I mean... he might jsut beat you up backstage!"

(Revolution, including Rhyno, laugh at this comment. It would seem that Rhyno, with the exception of a few moments when he looked like he'd been stuck in a time machine and sent back 6 months... was well focused for the match, as was Cena. Cena then announces they should go out and get some drinks ahead of the big match, and this is met by huge approval. Trish and Torrie exit first, talknig excitedly about something. Nick and Rhyno go next, talking on friendly terms about their extreme title match (at last). Cena is left alone for a few moments. He looks around the locker room, laughs to himself, then flicks off the light switch, as the cameras stop rolling and the scene ends.)